Report: Saddam Writing Poetry in Prison
Maybe HBO will feature him in a special called "Humbled Tyrants: Poetry from the world's Detained Despots"
We could have a Saddam poetry contest...
"George Bush took my army, my death squads and my riches. I lived in a hole with lipton tea. Woe is me. Woe. Whoa... it sucks to be locked up like this."