March 2005 Archives

I admit it: I'm impressed. Here's Frances D'Emilio, an AP reporter covering the Pope's illness and his recent statements on medical ethics, and doing a solid, accurate job of describing what the Catholic Church believes and teaches on these matters.

Later that day, the Vatican announced he had been fitted with a feeding tube in his nose to help boost his nutritional intake.

The use of the feeding tube illustrates a key point of Roman Catholic policy John Paul has proclaimed: It is morally necessary to give patients food and water, no matter their condition.

As Parkinson's disease and other ailments have left him increasingly frail, the pope has been emphasizing that the chronically ill, "prisoners of their condition ... retain their human dignity in all its fullness."

The Vatican's attitude to the chronically ill has been apparent in its bitter condemnation of a judge's order two weeks ago to remove a feeding tube from Terri Schiavo, the severely brain-damaged American woman who died Thursday.

Vatican Cardinal Jose Saraiva Martins, reacting to Schiavo's death, denounced the removal of her feeding tube as "an attack against God."

Although different, some see parallels in the two cases.

Under John Paul, Vatican teaching on the final stages of life includes a firm rejection of euthanasia, insistence on treatments that help people bear ailments with dignity and encouragement of research to enhance and prolong life.

A 1980 Vatican document makes the distinction between "proportionate" and "disproportionate" means of prolonging life. While it gives room for refusal of some forms of aggressive medical intervention for terminally ill patients, it insists that "normal care" must not be interrupted.

John Paul set down exactly what that meant in a speech last year to an international conference on treatments for patients in a so-called persistent vegetative state.

"I should like particularly to underline how the administration of water and food, even when provided by artificial means, always represents a natural means of preserving life, not a medical act. Its use, furthermore, should be considered, in principle, ordinary and proportionate, and as such morally obligatory."

John Paul's 26-year papacy has been marked by its call to value the aged and to respect the sick, subjects the pope has turned to as he battles Parkinson's disease and crippling knee and hip ailments.

Rest in peace, Terri

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May the angels lead her to paradise, and may she rejoice with her King and Savior.

And may God have mercy on those who failed to hear His voice in this tragedy.

Well, looks like the homosexual persecution against the Catholic Church is now picking up steam in Canada. Bishop Fred Henry is being charged by the Alberta Human "Rights" Tribunal for defending marriage as God created it.

His Excellency is fighting it with his crozier a blazing

Here's your cheese hat trick for the week. In fact, we've mentioned cheese so much this week it wouldn't surprise me if we start getting hits from Google searches like "cheese+balanced+diet."

RC got me thinking earlier this week. He said even at his indult Mass they have a little cheese. And if you can have Spaghetti commercial music at the indult Mass, what's wrong with a little English Nationalist music at your suburban High Mass? What's wrong with foot-stomping Irish favorites like "Canticle of the Turning?"

Are sentimental or "worldly" musical styles like eating a Big Mac once a month - enjoyed sparingly they can be good for the body and soul?

Leave thoughts below...

Thanks FreeRepublic!

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How did they know?

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Did someone hide a camera in my cheese drawer?

Virginia's collective waistband increasing fastest in nation

Vintage cheese

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Even we at the indult Mass in Boston have a little cheese in our musical repertoire: an arrangement of Haec dies that sounds like the music from a spaghetti commercial: (page 1, 2).

I arrived early for a Byzantine liturgy on Saturday night and joined the choir practice underway. A priest was explaining that during the first gospel reading, the line "He is not here! He is risen!" is read three times, with the server's bells rung each time. A hand went up: "Father, do you think we could all make our cell phones ring then?"

He is Risen

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Queen of Heaven, rejoice, alleluia.
For He whom thou wast worthy to bear, alleluia.
Hath risen, as He said, alleluia.
Pray for us to God, alleluia.

Rejoice and be glad, O Virgin Mary, alleluia.
For the Lord hath truly risen, alleluia.

Terri and the Good Samaritan

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Jeff Miller retells Christ's parable of the Good Samaritan with Terri Schiavo in mind.

I'm not sure what a Jericho March is, but I received the following from Victoria & Jeremiah Sanctafamilia, with whom I use to frequent the indult at St. Martha Parish in Sarasota.

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Can you participate and/or spread the word?

The D'Aconti Family is right now driving down from Richmond, Virginia to organize a Jericho March around Terri's hospice. They have organized these before.

The Jericho March will be on Easter Sunday during the Mercy Hour- 3pm.

Please contact us for more details...

God bless,
Victoria & Jeremiah Sanctafamilia
(941) 228-8700
sanctafamilia@pngusa.net

Discovery

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petersham2a.jpgI came back this afternoon from a 24-hour retreat at the Maronite Monastery of the Most Holy Trinity in Petersham, MA. Eric Ewanco and I were there to attend the Holy Thursday and Good Friday services.

While there, I started translating a little prayer booklet by Fr. Jean Galot into English; it's dedicated to the Sacred Heart, and here's one of the prayers.

Lord Jesus, God of love incarnate

Since you have come into this world to reveal to us the love divine, help us to discover in the gospel this love which inspired all your actions.

Make us understand the deep significance of your words and your gestures, the intimate sentiments of affection that make you appear as the Good Teacher and the Good Shepherd.

Introduce us into the mystery of your heart, in this hidden sanctuary of your soul that forms an unceasing furnace of love.

When we shall have grasped, going through the gospel stories, this inexhaustible love that surfaces and manifests itself in your way of acting, teach us to find this same love in all our existence, since you continue to give yourself over to us by your presence and your blessings.

Under the light of the Holy Spirit, might we be able to believe more firmly in this love, which explains everything in your life and in ours, to attach ourselves more completely to your heart, and to entrust to it all our being!
--Jean Galot, S.J.

The monks' new chapel is almost complete, and they've begun to use it. The colors are a little off in the photo I took; the wood of the walls, columns, and ceiling is lighter, but not really much different from the color of the wooden pews and choir stalls.

Passiontide Fast for Terri

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Several readers, independently of one another, will be fasting until Easter for Terri. I think this is a splendid idea.

Is Terri Schiavo the Roe vs. Wade of our Generation?


As we commit this reflection to writing, Terri Schindler-Schiavo has spent the past five days without food and water. A federal judge refuses to grant the injunction requested by Terri’s parents. This injunction would see the handicapped woman’s feeding tube reinserted as the federal courts review her case. Thus Terri’s survival is now a matter of Divine providence. For even if her feeding tube was restored, only a miracle could prevent Terri’s organs from suffering irreversible damage after five days without nutrition and hydration.

All of the undersigned are Catholics in full communion with Rome. We denounce this slow and painful execution of Terri Schindler-Schiavo. We denounce this execution as gravely immoral, fundamentally unjust, and a gross violation of the Natural Law.

Pope John Paul II stated a little over a year ago that nutrition and hydration, even when administered through medical assistance, remain “a natural means of preserving life, not a medical act.” In short, eating and drinking are common to every living human. “Death by starvation or dehydration is, in fact, the only possible outcome as a result of their withdrawal,” the Holy Father continued. “In this sense it ends up becoming, if done knowingly and willingly, true and proper euthanasia by omission.” Thus we denounce the starvation and dehydration of Terri Schindler-Schiavo as the deliberate euthanasia of a disabled woman.

Moreover, we denounce this execution as gravely immoral. The culture of death alleges that Terri is in a persistently vegetative state. We respond with the following proclaimed by the Holy Father: “Even our brothers and sisters who find themselves in the clinical condition of a 'vegetative state' retain their human dignity in all its fullness.” In other words, Terri is a human person. She is part of God’s creation and she enjoys the dignity common to every human person. No human power possesses the moral authority to pass judgment upon Terri’s life. For as the Holy Father reminds us, “The value of a man's life cannot be made subordinate to any judgment of its quality expressed by other men.”

Euthanasia is neither a matter of personal choice nor a matter of private morality. “Whatever its motives and means,” article 2277 of the Catechism of the Catholic Church teaches, “direct euthanasia consists is putting an end to the lives of handicapped, sick, or dying persons. It is morally unacceptable.” To this teaching, the Holy Father adds: “The evaluation of probabilities, founded on waning hopes for recovery when the vegetative state is prolonged beyond a year, cannot ethically justify the cessation or interruption of minimal care for the patient, including nutrition and hydration.” In short, Terri’s disability and medical condition do not negate her essential dignity as a human person. Nor do Terri’s disability and medical condition limit her fundamental right to life.

Each of the undersigned was born during the 1970's. As members of Generation-X, each of us survived the abortion holocaust ensuing from Roe vs. Wade. A quarter of our generation did not. In the name of medical privacy and personal choice, a quarter of our generation found itself butchered from the womb. Abortion has claimed more lives among our generation than the combined effort of AIDS, drugs, and gang violence.

Yet our blood has not satiated the culture of death. In the name of medical privacy and personal choice, the culture of death now seeks the blood of our elderly, our disabled, and our terminally ill. Like Roe vs. Wade, the execution of Terri Schindler-Schiavo is a defining moment in the culture war. It sets a precedent whereby our society no longer judges our elderly, our disabled, and our terminally ill as fully human.

Terri represents every North American with special needs. In allowing an estranged husband to insist upon the execution of his disabled wife, and in allowing an activist judiciary to sanction such an execution because of the woman’s medical condition, we allow society to redefine the essence of our humanity. For society now judges each of us by our perceived productivity; our potential contribution to society must now meet some external quantitative standard. Otherwise society judges our quality of life as unworthy of quantity of life.

An old adage comes to mind: Those who fail to understand history are doomed to repeat its mistakes. This mistake is all too reminiscent of German eugenics in 1933, as well as the politics of abortion initiated by Roe vs. Wade in 1973. In our collective arrogance, we as a society refuse to learn from these mistakes. Thus we endanger the ten percent of our population with special needs. And if we may draw a lesson from modern history, what begins as reckless endangerment will soon entrench itself as social obligation. For as Fr. Richard John Neuhaus reminds us, “Where orthodoxy is optional it will soon be prohibited.” Conversely, we have learned from the culture war over abortion and the homosexual agenda that the opposite is also true: Where immorality is tolerated it will soon be imposed.

“First you kill those who want to die,” forewarns the American Catholic ecumenist Dr. Bill Cork. “Then you kill those whose family wants them to die, then those where one family member wants them to die, and then those whose families want them to live. Finally, you kill those who want to live but who get in the way of the state.”

The starvation and dehydration of Terri Schindler-Schiavo is nothing short of a diabolical attack upon the delicate wonder and beauty inherent in human life. This includes the lives of the elderly, the disabled, and the terminally ill. It is a moral catastrophe of which the consequences will equal or exceed Roe vs. Wade. For in as much as we starve Terri of food and water, we starve our society of all that makes us civilized.

Pete Vere
Matt Abbott
John Pacheco
Michael Trueman
Shawn Tribe
Aiden Reid
I. Shawn McElhinney
Paul Tuns
John-Henry Westen

Yesterday was World Water Day...

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...except in Florida and Atlanta, Georgia where Terry Schiavo edged closer to death from dehydration. The theme of yesterday's World Water Day was "Water for Life."

Over at Sobering Thoughts, Paul Tuns leaked the following section from my upcoming Interim column:

"Yet if Terri's execution sets such a dangerous precedent, it is in part because Bishop Robert Lynch has been asleep at the crozier. As the Roman Catholic Bishop of the Diocese of St. Petersburg, he bears responsibility for Terriís spiritual care. It is up to Bishop Lynch to defend Terriís dignity as a human person as well as Terri's religious rights as a Catholic. Nevertheless, the Bishopís response thus far has been a little less than pitiful.

For example, let us look at the following excerpt from Bishop Lynch's statement of February 28th, 2005, as posted to the Diocese of St. Petersburg website: 'As the local bishop and pastor for all the family parties involved, I would like to add the following. At the end of the day (the judicial, legislative days) the decision to remove Terri's artificial feeding tube will be that of her husband, Michael. It is he who will give the order, not the courts or certainly the governor or legislature or the medical personnel surrounding and caring for Terri. In other words, as I have said from the beginning of this sad situation, the decision will be made within a family. A significant part of that family feels they are outside of the decision-making process and they are in great pain and suffering mightily.'

Had Terri been a convicted murderer on her way to the execution chamber, Bishop Lynch would have readily, publically, and unambiguously condemned the taking of her life. But Terri is no convicted criminal, and Bishop Lynch is no St. Francis de Sales. Rather he acts as timidly towards Terri as the Apostles towards Our Lord during the Passion. And just as Our Lord found Himself alone before Pontius Pilate, Terri now finds herself alone before Judge Greer. May God have mercy upon our brothers and sisters with special needs."

Faces 120 Charges of Animal Cruelty Of course if this would be perfectly legal if it was this had been done to his wife.

Blessed are you

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...when you get arrested for taking a crippled woman a bottle of water. Reader Julianne Wiley writes:

I know this brave, gutsy lady Lana Jacobs. She is indeed a grandmother, also the mother of two disabled daughters. She and her husband and kids are from the St. Francis Catholic Worker house in Columbia, MO, a place where they try to LIVE what Jesus said in Matthew 25: you know, you encounter the person who is hungry, thirst, naked, sick, in prison, and you do--- what? And then Jesus says, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brethren, you do unto Me."

Let's send her a bit of support (she'll have legal expenses):

Lana Jacobs
St. Francis Catholic Worker
901 Rangeline Street
Columbia, MO 65201

BTW, she'll face charges of trespass or whatever, I dispute the idea that what she did is illegal. Every state makes provision for what is called a "necessity" defense, based on the fact that you were doing something urgent to save somebody's life (or even to save a valuable piece of property, or a pet, by the way!)

Speaking of immigration

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Here's a message to the Vietnam era coward who recently told a native Canadian to leave Canada: Yankee Draft Dodger Go Home

I'm in a foreign country right now, and I just called home to hear that my wife because a guy has been calling the house and harassing her. This started on Saturday, before I left. He was calling and breathing heavy and muttering things in Spanish. I kept telling him he has the wrong number (in broken Spanish), but since I left he has been asking Paige to speak Spanish. She called the police, and they sent a Spanish-speaking officer over. When the guy called, the officer told him to stop calling and it was against the law.

So what did the guy do? Naturally, he waited until the officer left, and started calling again. Needless to say, Paige is freaked out, and I get to listen to her being freaked out from a hotel room 1,700 miles away, with absolutely nothing I can do about it except pray for her safety and my children's.

Somebody tell me again why it's so important that we let lots of non-English-speaking, unskilled immigrants into this country? I don't know with absolute certainty that he fit into that category...but I would be willing to take 10-to-1 odds that he does.

I don't know who is in charge of timing at the USCCB, but that individual needs a lesson in national affairs. Today the USCCB launches a major information campaign against capital punishment. As someone who who opposes the idea of capital punishment for retributive justice, I am glad to see such a campaign. Nevertheless, its timing could not be worse.

With the kidnapping, rape and brutal slaying of nine-year-old Jessica Marie Lunsford still fresh in people's minds, the USCCB is not about to get much sympathy from the pro-capital punishment crowd right now. Even those who are usually on the fense will be leaning towards the pro side right now.

Secondly, Pro-life Catholics like myself who usually do the grunt work when it comes to these types of campaigns are still upset with perceived episcopal innaction. I'm talking, of course, about the other big news story of the day, Terri Schiavo. Show some episcopal spine with the life of an innocent woman, and then maybe we will listen when it comes to sparing the lives of child rapists and murderers.

Terri's voice

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If you're having trouble downloading the new audio of Terri Schiavo from last Friday, there's a copy on my PC.

Update: According to Drudge, the family says the audio's not recent, but from 2004. Meanwhile, Dom's relaying a report that Terri made a more intelligible utterance at her lawyer's urging.

Today's peeve

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Why does an organization with a non-profit domain name such as catholic.org send commercial spam? Personally, I don't remember signing up to get ads for wallet-sized rosaries or lame Ray Flynn's political projects. I've sent a note to the contact listed on their privacy page; let's see if they get the idea that this is not a good thing.

You're a Mean One, Mr. Greer

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You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mister Grieer
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mister Greer,

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mister Greer,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mister Greer,

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mister Greer,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mister Greer,

Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the ... seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mister Greer,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mister Greer,

You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mister Greer,
With a nauseous super "naus",
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mister Greer,

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mister Greer,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mister Greer,

The three words that describe you are as follows, and I quote, "’Stink’, ‘Stank’, ‘Stunk!’"

Two upcoming events

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(1) This sounds promising:

Wednesday of Holy Week, March 23:

7:30 PM Tenebrae Service (Gregorian Chant) St. John's Catholic Church 6420 Linway Terrace, Mclean, Virginia 22101

(2) In April, there will be a Theology of the Body conference in Chantilly, VA. I attended this last year in Gettysburg, and found it worthwhile.

As part of my M.A. thesis project, I have to write a companion paper to the Web site I created, Open Source Shakespeare. I finished the draft of the paper, and although the citations need to be cleaned up and I have to add a few more paragraphs, it is substantially finished. I would love to get some feedback on it — in particular, tell me if the writing is clear, as I am taking pains to keep it as simple as possible. Coward, I particularly invite you to comment, either in public or via e-mail.

(WARNING: with all the screenshots, this is a 2.1mb download.)
Dig it

P.S. This is also an explanation as to why I have not been blogging much lately, except for my rant about Fairfax County taxes.

Podcasts for Terri

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UPDATE: Links Fixed

Jayson Franklin emailed me about another great effort to save Terri Schindler-Schiavo. "This campaign isn't seeking money, dontations, or even sponsors," Jayson wrote, "but rather, ears. The disciples with microphones, a newly formed catholic apostolate, has been collecting audio commentary, stories, and essays about the plight of Terri Schiavo. The quality and depth of the audio stories has been impressive, and we're hoping to help others to hear and thinkg about Terri and her struggle."

Please visit Podcasts for Terri when you have a moment.

High taxes are not a family value

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I finally got around to opening my Fairfax County real estate tax assessment today. It was sitting in a stack of papers for a couple of weeks, and it has not improved with age.

They don't actually come right out and saw how much you're going to pay. No, the Fairfax County Board of Supervisors is coy about that subject, though they helpfully included a pamphlet explaining why assessments are completely justified and rational. Another shows the county budget that explains how they're going to spend $3 billion (that's right, with a "b") in fiscal 2006.

But we peasants should rejoice! The good people on the Board are cutting our taxes, you see: to offset the obscene tax increase, they are lowering the tax rates, from $1.13 per $100 of value to $1.03. I did the math that they didn't want to show us, and I see that what for us would have been a tax increase of $1,150 is "only" about $700.

In other words, I ought to shut up because my real estate taxes only went up 17% instead of 28%, and our county is such a wonderful place to live. But I can't help but ask the question: if the county was wonderful when it was getting $4,000 last year from the Johnsons, why does it need the extra 700 bucks next year? Inflation, sure — that accounts for about $100. There aren't 17% more students in the schools, and (thankfully) the cops don't have 17% more criminals to catch. The firemen aren't putting out 17% more fires. Et cetera.

To our family, the increase alone represents almost a month of groceries. Now I have to work for three weeks out of the year, just to pay my real estate taxes, mostly to support schools that my children do not attend. Those taxes are more than our phone, water, electrical, mobile phone, basic cable TV, and Internet connection bills combined.

It doesn't stop with real estate. My federal taxes will probably be more than all of those things I just listed, plus all of our grocery expenditures. Aside from our rather substantial mortgage — itself a result of the Board keeping a lid on the county housing supply — our biggest expense is paying The Man in all his guises.

And you wonder why suburban parents vote for Republicans by a 2-to-1 margin?

Sometime in the next two weeks, I'm going to start riding my bike to work again. That gives me two hours a day to listen to music or a book. I would love to listen to The Book by ripping some MP3s and putting them on my old yet servicable HP Jornada. About ten years ago, I got the Gospels of Matthew and Luke on tape, and listened to them over and over again until I knew them from the inside out.

I would love to do that with the Pentateuch, but although our library has three different versions of the Old Testament, I cannot abide any of them. On one version, the reader is good, but the translation is "contemporary" and I just can't get past the leaden, politically-correct language. The other two have decent texts, but the voices aren't ones that I want to hear for hours on end. The Zondervan Old Testament has a musical soundtrack (yes!) complete with sound effects (so when in Genesis it refers to birds, you hear them tweeting in the background.) It sounds like an introductory segment for a video game.

Can anyone recommend a non-annoying, non-PC recording of the Old Testament, or at least the first five books? I'd be willing to part with up to $40 to get one. Thanks for the help!

Today is my birthday, a day I share with Albert Einstein and Lawrence Welk (who was a good Catholic, incidently, and hated contemporary church music.) According to the Angelic Doctor, since I am now 33, I have reached my peak:

All will rise in the condition of perfect age, which is of thirty-two or thirty-three years. This is because all who were not yet arrived at this age, did not possess this perfect age, and the old had already lost it. Hence, youths and children will be given what they lack, and what the aged once had will be restored to them....
Although elsewhere, he writes that the age of 30 is the perfect age:
Christ was fittingly baptized in His thirtieth year. First, because Christ was baptized as though for the reason that He was about forthwith to begin to teach and preach: for which purpose perfect age is required, such as is the age of thirty. Thus we read (Gn. 41:46) that "Joseph was thirty" years old when he undertook the government of Egypt. In like manner we read (2 Kgs. 5:4) that "David was thirty years old when he began to reign." Again, Ezechiel began to prophesy in "his thirtieth year," as we read Ezech. 1:1.
Either way, it's all downhill from here. And if this is how I'm supposed to look at the Resurrection and for all eternity...well, I'm definitely going to lose a few more pounds, and get a better haircut.

I found the news disturbing. Fr. Rob Johansen had just gotten off the phone with Bob and Mary Schindler, who most of us know as the parents of Terri Schiavo. The culture of death can hardly wait. Come March 18th, the Florida woman must be executed! And she will not be comforted by the Holy Eucharist — known as Viaticum when shared with the dying — as she faces a slow and horrible death by starvation and dehydration.

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Priest attacked for doing his job

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More yellow snow journalism from our friends at the Timmins Daily Hack.

Starting a museum of holy food?

A casino has bought a BVM-shaped pretzel for $10K. This is the same outfit that bought a grilled-cheese sandwich with a resemblance to an image of Our Lady.

Nobody's offered me anything for this sandwich of Fr. Sibley, but maybe I should keep it a little longer:

Y'know, I think I've figured out what they're doing. They spend $10K and get a lot of free mentions in the news. It's probably a reasonable price for a media buy. They don't need to do anything with the actual item they've bought. Maybe shellac it and keep it in the office. Besides, they're an Internet casino; they may not even have a place where they could display anything.

As you have probably heard, Judge Greer reportedly will not allow Terri to receive Viaticum once her feeding tube is removed. The denial of Terri's right to Viaticum is the most hideous thing to come out of this. It is the fundamental right and obligation of every Catholic who is facing death to seek Viaticum if possible. In fact, I remember addressing this the last time her right was denied. Here's the article: Why was Terri Denied Holy Communion?

My conversion story -- for free!

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A friend of Pete's pointed out that Catholic Answers has posted my conversion story on the Web. It was the cover article on the May 1999 issue. You may read it for free, but that means you probably won't buy the condensed version contained in this here book. That means you'll be denying me my 56 cents in royalties from every sale. For shame!

If I were writing it today, I would change a few things. I'm not sure I like the overall tone, and there are a few sentences that could be beneficially restructured. But it's a good retelling of my conversion. Incidently, I wrote it as a final paper for a writing class I took as part of my M.A. program. The class cost $500, but Catholic Answers paid me $300 to print it, and with the royalties, I've more than paid for the class.

This has become a hot topic this week in Canada as Fr. Lemire, a leading advocate of traditional marriage, denied Holy Communion to a socialist member of parliament who also happens to be a former columnist for the [sic.] Catholic New [Age] Times, a newspaper that makes the National Catholic Distorter look ultra-montane and orthodox.

Anyway, since some unamed canon lawyer from Ottawa (I'm not sure who, but I have a few suspicions) reportedly told the politician he could not be denied Holy Communion, LifeSite News invited me to clarify the topic...

Catholic Church Canon Law on Catholic Politicians Who Support Gay ‘Marriage’

OTTAWA, March 9, 2005 (LifeSiteNews.com) – With the same-sex ‘marriage’ issue coming to the fore in Canada and the United States, the issue of Catholic politicians supporting such measures and still wanting to receive communion has surfaced. To clarify the issue, LifeSiteNews.com spoke with Ottawa-based canon lawyer Pete Vere, JCL.

LSN: What is a priest to do in a parish where one of his parishioners is a politician who supports gay ‘marriage’?

Vere: The parish priest has an obligation to correct Catholic politicians who support so-called same-sex marriage. The first paragraph of canon 528 stipulates: “The parish priest has the obligation of ensureng that the word of God is proclaimed in its entirety to those living in the parish. He is therefore to [...] make every effort to bring the gospel message to those also who have given up religious practice or who do not profess the true faith.”

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During the beginning of Holy Week, I have to travel to Santo Domingo in the Dominican Republic, and I'm wondering if there are any Catholic Light readers in the D.R. It's a long shot, I know, but there are certainly plenty of good Catholics down there. I'll be meeting my friend Tomás, whom I have not seen in five years, and his lovely wife and children.

Tomás would always bring back cigars, rum, and coffee whenever he came back to the States (he got his batchelor and master's degrees here). These are a few of my favorite things, as the song goes. So even if you're not in Santo Domingo, perhaps we should have a D.C.-area get-together, and I'll bring the consumables.

Our friends overseas

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James Preece, the proprietor of Catholic and Loving It has launched http://uk.stblogs.org/, a reference point for Catholic blogs in the British Isles. Congratulations, James!

Despite our differences over the Harry Potter series, I must agree with my fellow Canuck social commentator Michael O'Brien when he states Canada is in serious danger of becoming a totalitarian state.

I wanted to call attention to the latest official release of Open Source Shakespeare. The new functions and changes listed below have been phased in over the last few months, and the site has a stable "build" right now, so I'm going to call it version 2.0.

SEARCH FUNCTION

• Stemming option: You may search for word stems as well as keywords.
Thus a search for "play" will find "plays," "playing," "played," etc.

• Phonetic option: Words are converted into phonetic values, which are
then located in the texts. Searching for "their" will also turn up
"they're" and "there."

• Print/save version: Clicking on this link will give you a simple
version of the search results, suitable for printing or saving onto your
hard drive.

• Search results browsing: For searches that return lots of results, you
can view them page-by-page, instead of viewing all results at once.

• Help function on the advanced search page: Each element of the search
page is explained.

• Conjunction labels changed: instead of the Boolean "and/or" functions,
you may use "find" or "not." The former includes a keyword in the
search, and the latter excludes results based on keywords.

• Results formatting: You can remove the keyword highlighting in the
search results. Also, you can display 10 to 100 results at a time, and
opt to hide the line text in each result.

PLAY DISPLAY

• Print/save version: There is a link at the top of every text
displayed, which will show the text in a version suitable for saving or
printing.

• Navigation aids: There are jumps to the previous and next scene/act
changes at the top of the page, and at the beginning and end of every scene.

• Quotations on "please wait" notice: Instead of showing a generic
message asking a user to wait while the server works, there are now
rotated quotations, too.

OTHER CHANGES

• Quick links to all works are shown on left side of home page.

• There is a new statistics page.

• I added a list of all the characters.

• ...or you can also use a search box to search for a character.

• Actors will find this useful — they will be able to show how their
cue lines
and thus memorize their dialogue more easily.

Better late than never, right? Here are some thoughts on the situation described in this post.

First - there were great comments and great advice. An unhappy pastor is never easy to deal with. It strikes me that he hasn't made a move yet, and may not be inclined to make wholesale changes or may just be waiting for the best time. While you still have the time - here's what I would recommend.

Recruiting
The fastest way to add men to the group is to try to recruit husband/wife teams. We have always had at least two or three in my thirty person choir and they help a great deal. This would help recruit men and make the membership base of the choir more stable.

How do you recruit husband/wife teams? You have to ask for them. Try to get two minutes during your standard announcement time to make a pitch. Thank people for singing, and ask to see a show of hands of people who have sung in choirs in the past, from elementary school and on up. You'll be surprised how many hands you see. Some of those people, if reminded that they had a good time in the past, would be inclined to get the choir a try. Mention husband and wife teams specifically. Mention that you are trying to recruit another X number of people, including Y men. Mention that a bigger choir can do a better job and help fulfill the mission of parish music programs - give glory to God and support congregational singing.

When recruiting, you need to make sure you get the name, phone and e-mail of the people who express interest. Don't just give them the info and hope they come to rehearsal. Get their info and tell them you'll call or e-mail them with a little reminder.

Hymnal
Not Gather. Not Gather Comprehensive (a larger block of cheese.) Ritual Song is an excellent hymnal with the exception of the psalm texts. It has something for everyone and leans to the traditional. It's big and red, not flimsy and brown. There's no confusion when you ask people to grab the red hymnal and turn to #559. The OCP hymnals have improved over the last several years but still have loads of cheese, fewer options for acclamations and psalms and look and feel cheap.

If you can't replace Gather, then you need to do your best. There are some good selections, but you need to look hard, and some of the music may be repetitive from week to week. Even Ritual Song doesn't have a great selection of Lenten hymns... I imagine Gather is worse.
Sound System
Try to resist changes to the sound system that would make the organ and choir super loud. On congregational pieces, the organ should be loud enough that it makes self-critical people hear more organ than their own voice. Choir mics are like bad lighting - they amplify any flaws and may make people run for the exits if the end up amplifying the wrong people. (When I first arrived at my parish the first thing I did was remove the choir mics. I told the choir I'd teach them to sing so that they didn't need mics. It's worked out fine.)

Someone mentioned Thomas Day in the comments boxes. He had a good point about sound systems, which was if you flood the congregation with vocal sound they don't think you need any more assistance. He called the classically trained singer blasted thru the mic "Mr. Caruso" - it's all about the cantor, not about the congregation. Sound systems, like anything else, can be abused - sounds like the pastor has some misconceptions about them.

Tempo and Organ
The tempo of hymns and songs can cause major problems for a congregation. Hymns that are too slow make everyone feel out of breath. Songs that are too fast can be much harder to sing. Hopefully your organist breathes with the choir so he understands how much time is needed between verses and where there are breaks in the music. I can always tell if an organist sings or not: Singing organists always make it easier for the congregation to sing. Organists who don't help the congregation breath end up causing major problems.

Organ registrations also need to be reviewed. If the pastor thinks the organ is too soft, the problem might not be volume but registrations. The organ shouldn't sound light and sweet all the time. Big hymns demand big registrations, and varying registrations with each verse can build momentum through the piece.

That's all for now. If you give me more detail, I may be able to provide more advice.

God bless, and thanks again for all the great comments in the original post.

How come soft-restart switches have disappeared from computers today? Perhaps the engineers who design them live in a world where computers never break, but on Earth, that still happens. Every once in a while, my PCs hang when they're restarting or shutting down. In the good old days, I would either hit the soft-restart switch to simulate a hard reboot without cycling the power, or I would just cut off the power.

But today, since the power switches now communicate with the OS, if the OS becomes unresponsive, that leaves me with one option: pull the power cable out of the back of the machine. That's a pain, and it creates wear-and-tear on the electronics (because when I plug it back in, the circuits will recieve a jolt of electricity.) What's the rationale behind removing the switches? I see no advantage here.

The classic philosophical distinctions between form, substance, and accident are essential to computer application development, much more than any particular knowledge of a command or process. You can apply them to databases (schema, data, datatype), text documents (structure, words, character formatting), and a hundred other things. It seems to me that a survey course on ancient and medieval philosophy, beginning with the pre-Socratics and ending with Aquinas, would be much more valuable for a computer-science student than learning any specific programming language or networking protocol.

And don't get me started with how useful teleology is!

Section 1. The President shall have the authority to designate certain legal proceedings as "celebrity trials." These celebrity trials shall be known from the public attention they receive, and the nonexistent impact they have on the Nation's day-to-day life.

Section 2. The provisions of the First Amendment to the Constitution regarding these trials shall be considered null and void.

Section 3. The President shall direct the law enforcement agencies to suppress any publication or broadcast mentioning these celebrity trials. Any citizen attempting to publicize these trials shall be displayed in a public place with shackles and a sign reading "I find pleasure in humiliating others."

Section 4. No one shall ever mention Michael Jackson of Santa Barbara, California, ever again. No, not even his family.

The Exorcist passes away

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(thanks Rich)

Fr. Halloran was a legend in the Diocese of Scranton where I lived and worked for over a year. Please pray for the repose of his soul.

"You've probably heard of "The Exorcist." Father Halloran, who died Tuesday (March 1, 2005) at 83, was the last living Jesuit to be involved in an exorcism that took place in 1949 at a psychiatric unit in St. Louis. The incident provided the inspiration for William Peter Blatty's 1971 runaway bestseller by that name, which led to the hit movie, and a few more of lesser box office appeal, including a recent prequel."

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A new blog!

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Arthur and Andrew believe in gettin' right in the culture's face and tellin' it what for. Here they are, with more spleen than any one man could handle: the Angry Twins.

A gentleman wrote me this evening with a plea for help. I was flattered that he would ask my advice, but I assured him that any answer I gave him would be highly subjective and blissfully untouched by practical experience. So I turn it over to you folks to help this man, who we will call the "On-Deck Director." Read his message, which was edited to protect his identity:



I will try to be concise. Our parish has had different types of music at each Mass for as long as I can remember. The [morning] group is the aging folkies (not that there's anything wrong with that). The [evening] group is the rockin' teenagers. The [mid-morning] group, of which I am a member, is the "some semblance of tradition and absence of triteness" choir.

We've been using the Collegeville hymnal for quite a few years now. We also sing various pieces of sacred music at the Offertory each week. For a long time, we were pretty good – about 30 members, sang things like "Ave Verum Corpus" and Handel and other sacred music written before 1960. Over time, however, we have lost more than half of our members due to death, sickness, old age, moving out of town, and leaving for a different parish (a huge can of worms I will not open at this juncture). We now have a group of 6-10 women, and we do our best each week. We have an AMAZING organist. We can't get more choir members to save our lives. No man wants to join what he perceives to be a women's choir. So, there is the background sketch.

Well, apparently, our pastor of a little over a year has been telling various people that the music at our Mass is a disaster. We sing hymns unfamiliar to the congregation (i.e., not "Here I Am, Lord," every single Sunday). The organ isn't loud enough. The singers aren't miked. The organ should be incredibly loud, and the singers should be miked, because this will make the congregation sing, since they won't have to worry about anyone hearing them. And we need to sing different music.

I fear it is about to be legislated that 1. our director will be fired and 2. we will have to sing from the Gather hymnal. If our director quits, and our pastor even decides it's a worthy expenditure to fill the vacancy, I'll most likely be the new director. What on earth do I do?

How do I start to educate myself about liturgical music? What's a good "compromise hymnal?" Simple, sacred music that the congregation might not know, but can learn. What's Taize? How do I learn chant? What's shape-singing? Help! What would your "five steps to learning enough about the liturgy and sacred music to save our Mass from guitars and pablum" be?

I enjoy your blog...

Blessings,
On-Deck Director

I like the cut of Archbishop Chaput's miter. Here is an account of his lunchtime question-and-answer session yesterday:

...In another face-off, a man identifying himself as a Catholic graduate of Regis University questioned why "a bunch of celibate men are telling us what to do about sex."

"That's the unfair kind of remark that happens in these discussions," Chaput retorted.

"Let's have an honest debate and not make fun of the values of the other side. We've become quite uncivilized."

One questioner observed that the Catholic Church doesn't appear to care about protecting women hurt by unwanted pregnancies.

His voice rising, Chaput replied, "That dear baby who gets aborted is who I'm protecting. Somebody doesn't just get hurt with abortion - they get killed."

"Who will take care of the unwanted children?" another asked.

"I'll take any child that's unwanted and find them a home and take care of the mother," he said. "You have my personal pledge on that."

When the issue of separation of church and state arose, Chaput derided a bill before the legislature that would require hospitals to give emergency contraception information to sexual assault victims.

"The state doesn't seem to worry too much about separation of church and state when it wants to force its point of view on Catholic hospitals," he said.

To applause, another questioner observed that if the church wants to be part of public life, "When is the church going to agree to pay taxes?"

"I run 50 Catholic schools that keep you from paying more taxes - is that worth it to you?" Chaput shot back.

I wish more bishops would go out and mix it up like that. From their tone, it sounds like the questioners didn't expect real answers. They sound like the smug, unreflective types who think religion is stupid and thus they can look down on religious leaders. Then again, even smug, unreflective people need the Gospel.

Extreme penance

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"As an expression of your penitence, I want you to undertake a pilgrimage: it will be arduous and sometimes unpleasant, but the sufferings we bear willingly are a source of great graces also."

Behold your judicial masters

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We've seen the Velvet Revolution in Eastern Europe bring down Communism. The Orange Revolution deposed the Russian-backed dictator of Ukraine. How about a bloodless Black Revolution, to depose our homegrown anti-democratic tyrants? You know, these guys:

Kennedy Stevens Souter

Ginsberg Breyer

They look like harmless people, but they have decided, without asking you, that the opinion of foreigners trumps the will of your state's legislature. (Not those hick Third World foreigners, naturally, but the suave elite foreigners of Western Europe.) For once, the Washington Post gets it right:

The Supreme Court abolished capital punishment for juvenile offenders yesterday, ruling 5 to 4 that it is unconstitutional to sentence anyone to death for a crime he or she committed while younger than 18.
They didn't "rule it was unconstitutional," they committed a positive act: "abolished." As in "the abolition of slavery," which was done through Congress and the state legislatures through amending the Constitution. These five unelected judges don't have to go to such arduous lengths to impose their will. With a few hands tapping on computer keyboards, and some shufflings of papers, the laws of 20 U.S. states were erased from the books.

Justice Scalia, as always the Court's best and most eloquent critic, rips the majority's decision:

Worse still, the Court says in so many words that what our people’s laws say about the issue does not, in the last analysis, matter: "[I]n the end our own judgment will be brought to bear on the question of the acceptability of the death penalty under the Eighth Amendment"...The Court thus proclaims itself sole arbiter of our Nation’s moral standards—and in the course of discharging that awesome responsibility purports to take guidance from the views of foreign courts and legislatures. Because I do not believe that the meaning of our Eighth Amendment, any more than the meaning of other provisions of our Constitution, should be determined by the subjective views of five Members of this Court and like-minded foreigners, I dissent.
I wonder if the news reports are going to take notice of this biblical allusion from Justice Stevens:
...that our understanding of the Constitution does change from time to time has been settled since John Marshall breathed life into its text [emphasis added].
So the first Chief Justice was like God, breathing a soul into Adam? Is this man really comparing a human judge to the Almighty?

(Read the full text here. Stevens' opinion starts on page 42, and Scalia's starts on page 64.)

Ever since I co-authored More Catholic Than the Pope with Patrick, people have asked me what to look for when evaluating a new religious movement. Here are twenty signs of trouble to look out for.

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