During the beginning of Holy Week, I have to travel to Santo Domingo in the Dominican Republic, and I'm wondering if there are any Catholic Light readers in the D.R. It's a long shot, I know, but there are certainly plenty of good Catholics down there. I'll be meeting my friend Tomás, whom I have not seen in five years, and his lovely wife and children.
Tomás would always bring back cigars, rum, and coffee whenever he came back to the States (he got his batchelor and master's degrees here). These are a few of my favorite things, as the song goes. So even if you're not in Santo Domingo, perhaps we should have a D.C.-area get-together, and I'll bring the consumables.
Ah, consumables!
Hmmm ... why is he going to the Dominican Republic. Or to be more precise "have to travel" -- the imperative mood. As if ... work ... at the Nameless Entity. Given the history of CIA plots in the Dominican Republic, Eric's military training and overall badassness, I smell a rat.
Stay tuned for the next episode of ... Eric Johnson, International Man of Mystery.
Yeah baby, yeah!!!!
Victor, your modern history fails you -- surely you remember that President Johnson (!) sent the Marines into the D.R. in the '60s.
Victor,
Eric's on a mission from the CIA a.k.a. Nameless Entity a.k.a. Right Hand of the New World Order to bring me into custody. Unfortunately for him my name and address in Santo Domingo was as false as my Yukon name and address. It's still a nice place to visit, though.
::dons tin-foil spacesuit and rides into the sunset:::
Pfffft ... coward
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Victor!
This is Kaos: we don't "Pfffft" here!
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