You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch
You're a mean one, Mister Grieer
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mister Greer,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mister Greer,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mister Greer,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a vile one, Mister Greer,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mister Greer,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the ... seasick crocodile!
You're a rotter, Mister Greer,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mister Greer,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce!
You nauseate me, Mister Greer,
With a nauseous super "naus",
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mister Greer,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots!
You're a foul one, Mister Greer,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mister Greer,
The three words that describe you are as follows, and I quote, "’Stink’, ‘Stank’, ‘Stunk!’"
I like garlic.
Breaking news, guys: Congress will save Terri's life. More on Sollicitudo Rei Socialis.
I've decided the only explanation for Judge Greer's actions are either that Michael Schiavo is cutting him in on the action, or he is possessed.
Gordon:
Mr. Schiavo, I can understand: everyone has had a wife or girlfriend who overstayed her welcome (in his eyes). The only explanation for Judge Greer is that he is possessed of Satan. Anything else is excuse-making.
Drudge Report has released an audio tape of Terri responding to her father on Friday afternoon.
The link at the Drudge Report is flooded but you can also hear it here:
Hear Terri.
This tape is witness to a human life being lived although debilitated, for those who have ears to hear.
Rae