December 2002 Archives

He expressed remorse through his attorney, pledged to help plaintiffs in their suits against the archdiocese, and got twelve-to-fifteen in the Commonwealth's maximum security prison.

I am not a bioethicist, nor do I play one on the Web. Moreover, the idea of human cloning is so repugnant that I'm not particularly interested in refuting it, any more than I want to think about refuting the idea of genocide or sex with furniture.

However, cloning is in the news, as it will be periodically for the next decade at least. We can't ignore it. So I thought it would be useful -- to myself, if no one else -- to write a little "cheat sheet" listing the strongest arguments against cloning of any kind. No recourse to revelation necessary. Feel free to add your own in the comments box.

1. It will kill tiny human beings.

Whatever our differences about morality, virtually everyone agrees that it is wrong to deliberately end the life of an innocent human. Yet that's what happens during embryo experimentation: scientists fiddle with the little one-celled creatures, and some of them die. They are indisputably human on a genetic level; they are individuals with a unique DNA structure; yet they enjoy virtually no protection under the law. (I'm avoiding the word "person" to describe embryos because a person is, technically, a being that thinks, wills, and acts, which embryos cannot do.) When you do something that deliberately ends a life, or something that you can be reasonably certain will end a certain number of lives out of a group, it's called "killing." Don't shy away from using the word.

2. Humans should not be used as means to an end.

One would think we learned this lesson at great cost in the 20th century, but man must be constantly reminded. Every human being, because he posesses the dignity of an intelligent, created being, should be treated with respect. Doing medical experiments that kill tiny human beings in order to help other human beings is therefore wrong. When someone asks, "Do you really think these little cells are more important than my [brother, mother, daughter, etc.]?" the answer is, "No, they are equal. And just as we would not experiment on full-grown adults in order to help embryos, we shouldn't experiment on embryos to help full-grown adults." That's true even if we are certain that we will gain positive results from embryonic experiments -- and there's no guarantee that those results will materialize.

3. We don’t know what we’re doing.

Did you know that biologists can't even agree on how many genes there are? We are just beginning to research the human genome, as news stories used to say about genetic breakthroughs. Now they herald the potential cures that genetic experimentation can bring (and, it's strongly implied, it almost certainly will bring them if people get over their petty qualms about how yucky cloning is.) Yet the more responsible news reports point out that any cures are years away, if not decades. We should remind people that all of this may be a dead end. We understand more than ever about cancer, for instance, but despite billions in research we have nothing like a cure for it.

4. We can’t produce clones anyway.

...at least not in the sense that people mean by "clone," an exact replica of the original that will develop precisely as the original creature did. Maybe we can do it with bacteria -- I'm not a biologist, either -- but a complex vertebrate? Nope. Animal clones age more rapidly and have a higher rate of mutation and disease. Nobody knows why. Again, it's not certain that we can overcome the obstacles. Ramesh Ponnuru has a much longer, better-written, and elegant argument against cloning on Tech Central Station, which I warmly commend to you.

More Interesting Marriage/Annulment Questions From Readers

Joe emailed me the following interesting scenarios, which he had been discussing among friends. I thought might be fun to answer on the blog:

1. At the time of marriage, a couple seemingly has all the requirements of a valid marriage, including both persons' intentions to have a permanent, monogamous marriage. 2. At the time of the annulment process, one of the spouses is blatantly and manifestly adulterous. Does such "behavior", ipso facto, prove that the spouse's intention at the time of marriage was not to be permanent and monogamous? Or is such behavior merely evidence to be considered in determining the intention at the time of marriage? Or is our premise completely incorrect about current conduct or state of mind being of any relevance to the state of mind at the time of marriage?

It would depend. Basically, one would have to take various circumstances into account. For example, if the couple were faithful to one another during the courtship, and their common life lasted for years before one of the parties entered into an adulterous relationship, then all other things being equal, such behavior would not be indicative of an intention against fidelity at the time of the wedding. Rather, it would be indicative to me of a marriage that was validly entered into, and subsequently broke down. So unless there was additional grounds to consider, I would be morally compelled to rule in the negative, that is to say, that the marriage has not been proven with moral certitude to be invalid.

On the other hand, supposing the adulterous party was unfaithful throughout the courtship, but kept promising the other party (as well as him or herself) that he or she would be faithful once the vows were exchanged. However, he or she reneges early on within the common life, and it becomes apparent that he or she will find fidelity difficult throughout the common life, and will periodically engage in adulterous affairs. In this scenario, the Rota has agreed that the adultery would be a strong indication of an intention (albeit likely implicit) of an intention against fidelity on the part of the adulterous party, since it fits in with an overall pattern that preceded the wedding and actions speak louder than words.

Second scenario:

1. At the time of marriage, a couple intends on practicing artificial contraception. In fact, they intended on remaining childless. 2. Later, they become faithful Catholics and practice NFP --- and have children. Did they have a sacramental marriage initially? If not, did it "become" a sacramental marriage at the later date? If so, how?


If their intention to remain childless can be proven, and one of the parties wishes to challenge the validity of the marriage, then all other things being equal, the marriage is invalid. This is regardless of whether sacramental (between two baptized) or natural (where only one or neither party is baptized.) This is because marriage is entered into at the time the marital consent is exchanged. Nevertheless, all marriages are presumed valid until the contrary is proven. Therefore, unless one of the parties wishes to challenge the validity of the marriage, which would seem unlikely in this case, the presumption that the marriage is valid stands. Pastorally, couples who rediscover their faith and become more devout in their faith, but still have concerns that their marriage may be invalid despite the presumption of validity, can always approach the priest and request a renewal of consent. This isn't the most common reason why couples will renew their marriage vows, but it is not an uncommon reason either.

"It's clear in (the Gospel of) Luke that all generations will call Mary blessed, and we really haven't done that," [Professor Beverly] Gaventa said. "What we're saying is that attention we have given Mary is very negative, rather than the positive attention she might deserve."

Traveling East

Thanks to Mark Sullivan for spotting this article about Roman Catholics discovering the Eastern churches.

Questions about post-Christian Judaism

One of my long-time readers asks the following, which I must admit I am not an expert in. Therefore, I thought I would post it to the blog and see if anyone with a theological background in this area could be of assistance.

After the destruction of the first temple, the Ark was lost and the Jews were dispersed. Thereafter, Judaism changed and in particular, the method of worship. Some of these changes are listed in Ezekiel. Others are not. From where do current Jewish authorities derve their authority? Moreover, how do they justify their current methods and practices, in the absence of the Ark?

I'm just looking for a definitive Catholic answer on this question. Moreover, I believe it is of significance to the changes in the Church. Names, dates, events, authoritative definitions of the Jews, etc. (ie. citations) would be helpful in answering this specific question though. Thanks! :)

Everything old is new again, unfortunately

Even old slanders against Christianity. As you may know, back in Roman days, Christians were sometimes suspected of eating human flesh:

Under a veil of suspicion, the Christian Eucharist was rumored to be a covert cannibalistic feast. To the uninitiated, the transubstantiation of the body and blood of Christ into bread and wine seemed a metaphor for cannibalism, and consequently Christians were intermittently persecuted by officials, or accosted by mobs, for their “irreligion.” The worship of Christ was rumored to have been the cause of plagues, drought, or some barbarian invasion of the Empire.
(from an article on "Pagan Influences in Christian Culture")

Now, Britain's Channel Four television is going to give the broadcast audience a real-life counterpart of that old myth: some so-called "artist" from Beijing eating human flesh as part of his performance. (British TV is oh so liberated, don't-cha-know.) And the guy claims to be a Christian too, so he seems to be fulfilling the old pagan slander himself. Fortunately, the prominent Catholic MP Ann Widdecombe was around to properly sum up this grotesquerie:
"Jesus Christ said suffer the little ones to come unto me, not that they should be eaten for public entertainment. This programme sounds hideous."

It's disturbing that this sick show is happening at a time when the regime in Beijing has been increasing its persecution of Christians. Is it thinkable that the whole episode might even be a setup arranged by the regime for propaganda purposes? We can expect that after the show airs in Britain, authorities in China will at least use it as propaganda against Christians and smear them as "dangerous cultists" as they did the Falun Gong followers.

Annulments - A Father-Daughter Activity

Something about this situation seems ironic. In my spare time, I moonlight as a judge-ponens for another Tribunal. This means that after the other judges and I have reviewed a particular case and counted the votes, I compose the sentence, explaining why we ruled either in the affirmative or in the negative. With the advent of email attachments, air mail and internet encryption technology, the process has quickened quite a bit. Also, this brings in some extra cash to pay bills and helps this particular tribunal to clear up their backlog so that people can get on with their lives. More strangely, however, is that fact that sentencing cases has become a great opportunity for me to spend some productive and quality time with my daughter. See, I cannot recruit my wife, because of confidentiality, however, at two years of age, my daughter is just perfect for the task. Once I'm done with a page of the acts, I give it to my daughter, who then tears it to shreds and awaits my inspection. When enough pieces are built up, she will then prod me until I tell her put them in the garbage, at which point she carries them over to the trash can. She enjoys doing this, and got really angry tonight when my wife tried to help her pick up a piece she had dropped on her way over to the trash can. Sigh. I never thought that such a dreary activity would turn into a family affair, but I'm grateful for the help.

The new bishop was a math major

Here's a little grist for the speculation mill: a biographical article about apostolic administrator Bp. Richard Lennon in Boston's The Pilot mentions that he studied Math at Boston College for two years before he transferred to the seminary. Does this tell us anything about him? As an old math major myself, I figure that at their best, math devotees can be patient and clear-thinking, moved more by principles than by personalities, musically inclined, and with a firm sense of conviction. (People who don't agree will consider them stubborn and opinionated.) We shall see.

Attack of the uh... Kooks

From cnn.com - "Raelian leader: Cloning first step to immortality"

Let's counter this nutty news with our own press release - "Pope: Baptism is the first step to immortality." I mean, it is, isn't it? I don't know why those lunkheads would want to stay on earth forever while heaven awaits. What are they afraid of? Death and judgement?

The Raelians eventually hope to develop adult clones into which humans could transfer their brains, Rael said.

"Cloning a baby is just the first step. For me, it's not so important," he said. "It's a good step, but my ultimate goal is to give humanity eternal life through cloning."

The words of their leader betray the dehumanizing reality of secular humanism. Transplant the brain and your mind abides in another body. Even if it were possible, and there is no reason to believe it will ever be possible, this speaks nothing of what becomes of the soul. Their view is that man is mind and body, that's it. Forget the clone has a mind and body, too, they just grew it up so the original brain could remain on earth a while longer. Of course they don't mention the soul of either of the persons. What a crock. This "Rael" guy actually testified before a House subcommittee. I hope it was the House Subcommittee on Sending Morons Back to France Where They Came From!

Quebec cult kooks claim Christmas clone

"The very attempt to clone a human being is evil," said Stanley M. Hauerwas, a professor of theological ethics at Duke University. "That the allegedly cloned child is to be called Eve confirms the god-like stature these people so desperately seek."

Update: Among the parents preparing to give birth to more clones are "a pair of lesbians from northern Europe, couples from North America and Asia who seek to clone dead children from cells recovered before the deaths, and a second Asian couple...."

More on Christmas Music for

More on Christmas

Music for Christmas Eve is always an adventure. We do an extra 8 hours of rehearsal leading up to Christmas in order to prepare 20 minutes of prelude music along with the music for the liturgy. This year we ended our prelude with the chant "A Child is Born in Bethlehem," sung in unison, in English and straight out of hymnal. The church was packed but totally still; probably a combination of the sacredness of the moment and the trepidation of those who haven't been to church since Easter and are scared they will do something wrong, sit when they are supposed to kneel, say the wrong thing when receiving communion, etc.

We sang the Victoria "O Magnum Mysterium" before the Liturgy of the Eucharist. Text is found here - it's a gem of a Christmas motet. We had practiced with the organ but managed to do it a capella that night. I'm sure we had the blessing of the baby Jesus assisting us that night.

Christmas Eve in the past has been very showy, and we this year we did a few showy pieces but intermixed were a few chants and a latin motet. I wonder if the combination was effective...

Martyrdom then & now Today

Martyrdom then & now

Today is the feast of St. Stephen, the first witness murdered for the faith. We would do well to remember that for millions of Christians around the world, going to church is a dangerous act. If you had not heard, three Protestant girls were murdered by Muslim extremists on Christmas Day for the crime of worshipping the Incarnate Word.

In dozens of countries, Christians are the weak and vulnerable ones, not the dominant majority. Keep them in mind and pray for their safety, and thank God that you don't have to be afraid when you go to church.

Rumors of war, con'd [NOTE:

Rumors of war, con'd

[NOTE: In the original version of this post, I said that 20 Catholic bishops in Britain released a "peace" statement, when in fact the bishops in question were Anglican. The article I referred to was mainly about a Catholic priest, and the paragraph describing the statement is directly below a quotation from a Catholic cardinal, so you can see why I was confused. The British media do not always clearly label whose bishops are whose, but I should have checked first. Mea culpa. However, the misattribution didn't substantially change my point.]

Besides ridding the world of a pre-eminent tyrant, a war against Iraq will thankfully end the idle speculation about its conduct. Every week or so, some group has a pre-fab anti-war statement signed by several worthies; they come from celebrities, religious leaders, political has-beens, etc. Sadly, our religious leaders' statements are often indistinguishable from the others', if you take out the occasional references to the Godhead. (Very occasional, in some of the statements.) The U.S. and U.K. are "rushing to war," nevermind that we've been at war with Iraq for 12 years. We must ask permission of the International Community in the person of the United Nations, nevermind that we have done everything in Iraq -- sanctions, no-fly zones, protection of Kurds and Shiites, driving them out of Kuwait -- with the U.N.'s explicit sanction. And so on, and so on.

What I find mildly offensive isn't that many clerics disagree with my views. On questions such as this, reasonable Christians can differ. My problem is that these statements rarely leave any room for such disagreement. Our own American Catholic bishops are an admirable exception to this, thankfully. Others are a mixed bag.

Twenty Anglican bishops of Great Britain have decided that a war on Iraq would be "illegal, unwise and immoral." One signee, Archbishop David Hope of York, said that "The Christian tradition is unequivocally clear, namely that war as a method of settling international disputes is incompatible with the teaching and example of our Lord Jesus Christ. So the Christian instinct in every age is always programmed against war."

I'm trying to reconcile these words with the last 2,000 years of history, and failing miserably. Plainly, the Christian tradition does not preclude the use of force between states. The burden of proof falls on those who propose to use force, because there should be an automatic preference against it. To state flatly that war per se contradicts the Gospel is false. The good archbishop should take up this matter with the authors of the Catechism, which not only says war is permissible under some circumstances, but that states can compel its citizens to fight.

The statement-issuers rarely consider the character of the Iraqi regime, either. The whole question of war revolves around how many civilians we might kill, not the objectives of the war, or the likely outcome. (N.B.: no air force in the world has the capacity to carry out WWII-style carpet bombings these days, so massive civilian casualties are practically impossible.) The hundreds and thousands of people that the current government executes are not considered, nor are the thousands of political prisoners. Any possibility of Iraq handing off deadly weapons to Al Qaeda is treated dismissively.

With luck, in the next month or so we will swiftly begin the end of Saddam Hussein. May the evil men who kill and torture the innocent find their rewards, whatever they may be. May the unwilling conscripts who make up their army surrender quickly and peaceably. Most of all, let God's justice be done, whatever form that may take.

In Bethlehem

After Christmas morning mass, a woman kisses a lifelike statue of the Baby Jesus, in St. Catherine's church inside the compound of the Church of the Nativity, traditionally believed to be birthplace of Jesus Christ, in the West Bank town of Bethlehem, Wednesday, Dec. 25, 2002. (AP Photo/Brennan Linsley)

We Made It The choir

We Made It

The choir did very well at 10pm Mass - it's a real blessing to have it all come together on Christmas Eve. One glitch - a key was stuck on one of the organ manuals, so the organist could only use 2 out of 3 manuals.

I'll blog more on our Christmas liturgy - it's 12:33am here in snowy DC and I'm going to bed... Merry Christmas!

God With Us


"Behold, you will conceive in your womb and bear a son, and you shall name him Jesus. He will be great and will be called Son of the Most High, and the Lord God will give him the throne of David his father, and he will rule over the house of Jacob forever, and of his kingdom there will be no end." Luke 1:31-33

Russian city puts face of Christ on its flag

From the Washington Times:

Americans are not the only ones wrestling with religious symbols in public places.
One Russian city has chosen to put the face of Jesus Christ on its regional flag, causing both joy and consternation among its residents, who include Christians, Muslims and Jews.
The new flag may also indicate that Christ has become politically correct in a country on an official search for its Orthodox roots.
Penza, an industrial center of more than 1 million people 400 miles southeast of Moscow, has officially adopted a simple, emerald-green flag with Christ in its center.
"The Orthodox Church, the Catholics and the Cossacks support it," Culture Minister Yury Leptev told broadcast network NTV, which reported that the face of President Vladimir Putin had been considered for the flag.

, insofar as that might be liable to give to other Newchurch 'canonizations' a credit which is not due to them."

Given the popularity of Padre Pio among traditionalists (regardless of whether they are of the Lidless Eye, the Pseudo-Tridentinist or the authentic variety) even I have to admit that this takes a lot of guts for him to follow his Lidless Eye principles to this extreme. Or perhaps he has finally surpassed his own kookiness in condemning The Sound of Music.

Prayer request for in utero

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Prayer request for in utero Johnson

(I did manage to get the right Latin medical phrase this time.) My wife and I are expecting this year's baby crop in about six weeks, so if you all would throw a few prayers our way, we would appreciate it. Saint Gerard is our favorite intercessor for such things, but any requests sent heavenwards are wonderful. (Hmm..."Utero" is a fantastic boy's name. I'll ask Paige what she thinks. I'm sure she'll love it.)

Met a blogger Steve and

Met a blogger

Steve and I met this fella at St. Mark's this weekend. He was in the neighborhood and went to the Mass after the one my choir sings at. Too bad, because we did a good job.

I'm not that Eric Johnson

I'm not that Eric Johnson

For the record, I do not star in the TV show "Smallville.". Neither do I play the electric guitar, nor do I play NFL football. You may be looking for a Georgia state senator; you have not found him. Though some may wish I were, I am not in prison. I'm Eric Johnson, and the only place you can find me on the Web is right here on Catholic Light.

The business of litigation

I heard from a fellow parishoner this morning that the People's Republic of California is removing the statute of limitations on cases of alleged sexual abuse by clergy. Apparently lawyers have been lobbying the state legislature for quite some time. In an attempt to verify this development I found this link - advertising with Google - the Clergy Abuse Lawyer Network. Though that site appears to be a marketing tool for firms in the North East, this all gives a brand new context to the CA state motto: "Eureka."

The 11th Commandment

Thou Shalt Not Park Here

Name that parking lot if you can!

Social justice in America (Dec.

Social justice in America (Dec. 20, 2002)

I was walking down 15th Street in Washington, having received spiritual direction at the Catholic Information Center and soup from the Cosi restaurant on the same block. As I crossed K Street, from which hordes of lawyers and lobbyists spread their darkness across the continent, I saw a gray-haired black man standing on the corner, shaking a cup.

"Change for the homeless," he kept repeating as the coins jingled. "Change for the homeless."

We looked at each other for a moment, then he saw that I wasn't going to give him anything. I felt a mild stab of remorse. I have a personal rule that I will not give money to strangers, but if it's at all possible I will help them in some other way. I got my food to tide me over until after a showing of "The Two Towers," at which time I would eat a full meal. What better way to live the Advent season than to give up my food to a man in need. Here was a fellow human being, destitute, just trying to eke out a living on the mean streets of D.C. How could I refuse him? What if he starved because of my selfishness? I stopped about four paces past him, turned around, and said, "Hey, would you like my soup?"

"Oh, no thanks, man," he said in a friendly way, patting his stomach. "I just ate."

Postscript: Marriage outside the Church

Thanks for answering my question, Pete. Unfortunately, I left out a word when I sent you the request. I meant to ask about was the validity of two baptized Catholics getting married before a Justice of the Peace. You answered that question in the third paragraph. I should remember that my coherence drops precipitously after midnight before I send messages to anybody.

Marriage Outside of the ChurchIt's

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Marriage Outside of the Church

It's nice to be back at Catholic Light after a slight distraction with a few Lidless Eye types this week over at Envoy. Anyway, Eric Johnson emailed me the following question: "It's my understanding that if a baptized couple gets married in a civil ceremony -- not a church or minister of any kind in sight -- then that's an invalid form and the Church does not recognize the marriage. A guy with whom I was having dinner said that no, the Church does recognize such marriages. Can you clarify publicly?"

Okay, since I'm in charge of processing Lack of Form cases for our diocese, I know this area of canon law like the back of my hand (especially since I'm often staring at the back of hands while entering the information into the computer.) Basically the canonical form of marriage, in other words before a properly delegated priest (or a deacon or layperson may be delegated by the Church in the West) and two witnesses applies to anyone that was baptized Catholic or Orthodox and has not defected by means of a formal act. (Don't ask what defection by means of a formal act is, since canonists are still bickering over this.) But the important thing to remember here is that we recognize the canonical form of our separated Eastern non-Catholic Churches (Eastern Orthodox, Oriental Orthodox and Assyrian Churches of the East.)

Only one of the parties needs to be baptized Catholic or Orthodox for the canonical form to apply, although it obviously applies if both are baptized Catholic or Orthodox. Anyway, if a baptized Catholic or Orthodox attempts marriage before a Protestant minister or a Justice of the Peace or a Jewish Rabbi or a SSPX priest, without first obtaining the necessary dispensation from canonical form, then the marriage is considered invalid by the Church. As an aside, if a Catholic marries an Orthodox before an Orthodox priest without first obtaining permission from the Catholic Church, then the marriage is still considered valid but illicit.

So what happens if two baptized Protestants marry before a Justice of the Peace? Because Protestants are not bound to canonical form, and because the Church does not recognize attempts by any Protestant ecclesial communions to bind their adherents to a specific form, the Church would recognize such a marriage as valid. Basically, as long as neither party has been baptized Catholic or Orthodox, and both parties are free to marry, the Church recognizes as valid any marriage that was contracted in accordance with the requirements of civil law.

They should have seen it coming

A San Francisco supervisor is proposing a new law to regulate psychics, fortune tellers, and other soothsayers. I rather like the Old Testament's way of regulating them, but this idea is better than nothing: it's a sort of consumer-protection rule to set some limit on the foolishness of gullible people.

And you might expect ethical, responsible psychics to welcome the idea of strengthening standards in their field, but you would be mistaken:

The San Francisco Yellow Pages list no fewer than 105 psychics, 20 spiritual consultants and 17 astrologers. None of them seemed happy about the proposal.

"What a rip-off," said Dionysia, Goddess of Light and Direction. "It's just the city, capitalizing on folks trying to make a living. [District Attorney] Terence Hallinan wouldn't know a psychic if it hit him on the head."

Why did they sing? You've

Why did they sing?

You've seen them do it on poorly drawn greeting cards and towering works of art, but have you ever thought about why the angels sang at the Nativity? I really hadn't before a few weeks ago. It's strange, though, that the angels would sing -- why would they be so happy that God had entered the (to them, lower) material world? I have my own ideas, but I'm curious to see what you all think.

Avoid URL pollution

Jeff Miller has a funny weblog but its URL of http://jeff_miller.blogspot.com isn't quite right, according to the Internet standard RFC 1738. The host name in a URL may contain letters, digits, and hyphens, but not underscores ("_").

If your URL is illegal, then browsers that comply with the standards -- e.g., Mozilla -- can't display it. So if you're setting up a site through Blogspot or some other provider, please avoid this mistake.

...so she ordered a halt to major criminal trials for the week.

Bexar County [TX] District Attorney Susan Reed ... says the best time of year to bring cases to trial is around the U.S. income tax deadline of April 15.

"There's no doubt about it," Reed said. "Jurors are good and angry."

Canadian bishop requests laicization

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"I'm in love ... with a woman," [Bishop Raymond] Dumais, told a regional Radio-Canada radio station last week. The Montreal Gazette quotes Dumais as saying, "I don't feel I'm living in sin. I feel I'm living something special."

Well, I guess there is something special about him. There are certainly plenty of priests who dissent from Humanae Vitae and Veritatis Splendor, but you don't expect Rome to knowingly approve their consecration as bishops. One has to wonder at how these decisions are made. Anyway, after his nervous breakdown in 2000, he retired and moved in with some dame.

Marriage has been discussed but the couple isn't "at that stage yet," said Dumais, who is working as a biblical consultant and is to commence a teaching position in January in Rimouski.

Here are Lifesite's summary and The Montreal Gazette's story.

(This case has been assigned a 7 on the Catholic Light Rating System, for "nuttier than a cheese log.")

Cui bono?

One more thing I don't believe: a rumor in the press says that Cardinal George (great man!) is one candidate to replace Cardinal Law as Archbishop of Boston. (Thanks, Patrick, for the link.)

I'd be happy to have him here, but don't hold your breath waiting for the transfer. This is probably just wishful thinking from Chicago "progressives" who'd love to get rid of the bishop they dubbed "Francis the Corrector".

Survey says: half of us are liars

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The Gallup Organization reports that self-reported church attendance is down among Catholics this year, apparently as a result of the clergy scandals. In March 2000, 53% of Catholics said that they had attended Mass within the past seven days; this month (Dec. 2002), that figure is down to 41%.

Now, I don't believe either of those figures, and I suspect that about half of those Catholics were fibbing. The churches probably couldn't hold the crowds if as many as half the Catholics attended Mass weekly -- a problem greatly to be desired! Attendance counts taken annually in my archdiocese (Boston) have produced figures of 24% attendance pretty steadily for years -- though I haven't heard about the numbers for 2002.

(Thanks to Miss Amy for posting the link.)

r into the comebacks. Of all the comments that were made, the following were my favorite:

"You do nothing and carp about others. You're like a nation populated entirely by university professors and newspaper columnists."

"I'm impressed that Canada's firearms registration program has ballooned from $2 million to one billion. I thought only the U.S. Congress was that inept."

"Americans are superior to Canadians because we don't play or watch curling."

Sal's movie reviews!

Star Trek: Nemesis is a festering hunk of cheese. Picard's Nemesis? Think Dr. Evil. The plot fell back on every Star Trek contrivance except for time travel, which was already overused by the time Star Trek IV: You've Got Whales was released. The Next Gen crew all had fairly minor roles excluding Picard and Data. Regardless, I'm sure they made millions just to squeeze into their Star Fleet jammies again for another cruise around the sound stage. More later - I have to get back to work!

Michael Rose defends his book against the critics

I'd like to see some Diogenes sort out the disputes about Goodbye Good Men, but is there anybody left in the Catholic world who has not already taken up sides?

Evangelist Billy Graham and his legacy

Empty Lott The problem with

Empty Lott

The problem with Trent Lott isn't that he made a stupid comment a couple of weeks ago, one he'd get away with if he had the correct opinions. The problem is that he's had a history of making stupid comments, and he was a poor majority leader the last time around. Nothing in Lott's history indicates that he will grow more prudent or intelligent by remaining in a leadership position.

The Senate needs to consider some bills that will loom large in the light of history, foremost among them the partial-birth abortion and cloning bans. It will consider at least one or two Supreme Court nominations. If this guy were Sen. Santorum, you bet he'd have plenty of people willing to defend him, but as he is neither effective in a Machiavellian sense nor principled, he's as good as gone. Look, it isn't a human right to hold a political office. Don't cry for this guy, if you're at all tempted to rail against the "injustice" of a politician being held responsible for his remarks.

Holiness begins hereI was reading

Holiness begins here

I was reading Eric Johnson post below about the reform of the Marines, and how Catholics should attempt something similar within the Church. Basically, I agree with Eric. That being said, what Eric proposes is nothing new. In fact, this is how many pious people have been canonized in the past -- by resolving here and now to live a life of holiness. More recently, Vatican II issued a universal call-to-holiness in which we are all called, regardless of our state in life, to respond to God's grace and live a life of holiness. Granted, this is something that is difficult, however, we are greatly assisted in the endeavor through the grace of the Sacraments as well as through numerous approved pious and popular devotions.

...as it returns to its previous standing as an institution for women.

Fugitive update: irony, providence or both?

The Fugitive and I are talking again, thank God. It looks like we will be friends after all. I have a bit more to post on this later but I will leave you with this amazing fact that I was totally unaware of last week: we were on our way to the church where she was Baptized. What a wonderful homecoming that could have been. It may yet be. I'm praying for that, to be sure.

Jury clears man who shot priest he accused of abuse

A sympathetic jury cleared a man of most charges in the shooting of a priest who he said abused him as a teenager.

Sympathetic indeed. The jury acquitted Dontee Stokes of the attempted murder of Rev. Maurice Blackwell. A forensic psychiatrist Dr. Michael Spodak, testified via video tape that Stokes was suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder when he shot Blackwell.

Stokes testified that he didn't intend to harm Blackwell when he confronted him. But he said that when Blackwell brushed him off, memories of abuse flooded back.

If he didn't intend to harm Rev. Blackwell why was he packing heat? The article mentions nothing about whether or not he felt he had to defend himself or the circumstances surrounding their meeting. I won't defend the indefensible crime of abusing children, but this case unfortunately sets a precedent for victims who wish to take the law into their own hands. Of course a jury is going to be sympathetic to a victim of abuse, even alleged abuse. Of course a jury will think the vitctim-turned-perp has emotional or psychological damage as a result. Perhaps this is justice, I just hope it doesn't become a justification for vegeance.

It's not too late to repent!

"Why not just get married?"

That was a friend's question today as he sent me a Globe article about cohabiting couples who negotiate and sign legally binding contracts to regulate the consequences of their potential breakup. These agreements aren't pre-nuptial, since the pairs don't plan to marry, so what shall we call them: peri-nuptial? para-nuptial?

He wrote: This is weird. If you want to go through this much effort, why not just get married? What is it about marriage that causes these people to try to replicate it while vociferously rejecting it?

Here's a sample of the article, presented in the usual Globean glow of approval that left-liberalism confers on every new manifestation of abnormality:

In just about every way, Deborah Zysman and Dan Gluck have a near-marriage.

Both 26, they have lived together in Cambridge for four years, and they've been a couple for nearly twice that long. They share bank accounts and jointly plan to buy a house. With flowers and gourmet meals, each year they honor their ''anniversary,'' pegged to their first date.

They are also about to borrow a concept from the annals of modern marriage: They want a prenuptial agreement - without the nuptials.

''Of course, we will each have our own lawyer,'' Zysman said, lovingly, to Gluck.

As America's cohabitation rates soar, live-in couples are increasingly drafting legal documents to clarify their financial arrangements if they split up. While married people can rely on divorce laws, the nation's 11 million unmarried same-sex or heterosexual couples don't have a similar rule book to follow.

To fill this legal void, more couples are viewing cohabitation agreements as a smart alternative, a way to offer legal protections for each other - and from each other. And the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court, in two key rulings recently, found these documents valid and enforceable.

Zysman and Gluck point out that casual lovers don't put their relationship in writing, so they see their desire for a cohabitation agreement as a sign of their ''serious bonds.'' They don't believe a wedding ceremony is needed to show their commitment to each other.

Did you notice what's missing -- not only in this passage, but in the whole article? Children. As you know, marriage is ordered toward the procreation of children, and if a couple is committed to having none, then they literally cannot marry validly. Maybe some of these couples sense that, and know that what they're looking for isn't marriage.

I should note an exception to my statement above. One of the couples cited as an example in the article does "share...two children". But as you might expect with the Globe, it's a case of "Heather Has Two Mommies".

May the farce be with

May the farce be with you

There ought to be a name for the phenomenon I'm about to describe -- let's call it the "Buyer's Endorse." It's when you have committed time and money to something that sucks, but since you've just devoted those resources, you convince yourself that it was worthwhile.

My brother lent me the DVD of "Attack of the Clones" on Thanksgiving, and my wife Paige and I finally got around to seeing it this weekend. I saw it last summer, and afterwards, the warm glow of the Buyer's Endorse clung to my body like a moist, warm blanket. Or maybe that was sweat, because it was summertime in northern Virginia. Either way, I thought I liked it.

Now that I've seen it again, I realize how much the movie sucked. Part of this is because Paige kept making snide (and fair) comments about the movie; part of it was because I kept comparing it to "The Phantom Menace," whose plot, you will recall, turned on some sort of intergalactic trade dispute. (Nothing like a trade dispute to get the blood running! When you're having a boring day at the office, don't you think of the NAFTA negotiations to put a spring back in your step?)

Were "Clones" not part of the Star Wars marketing phenomenon, it would have gone straight to video after a short, ignominious run at the box office. Once again, the plot is inscrutable: something about that trade dispute turning ugly again, and rebellious guilds, and a crucial vote to restore order to the galaxy. I defy anyone to explain it adequately in fewer than 50 words. Yet for all of its complexity, the dramatic tension of the plot is almost wholly about protecting Senator Amidala (Natalie Portman) from getting murdered. From the opening scene to the climactic battle, the Jedi and the other forces of light

Why is she so important? Well, her character is demographically important because she draws girls to the theater. And for the last quarter of the movie, the bottom half of her tight-fitting white outfit is torn off, producing images that will inhabit the imaginations of young teenage boys for years to come. But other than as a cynical marketing ploy, we never see why the fate of the universe hangs on her very existence. Every once in a while, the script has the characters spew outbursts of gibberish having to do with "democracy" and the importance of the "republic," but in a real democracy no individual is supposed to be indispensable. And while we're on the breathtakingly dumb politics of "Clones," in the last movie Amidala was a queen, but now she's been appointed a senator because her two monarchical terms have expired. A term-limited queen! On a planet that belongs to a republic! Don't any of the offices at Lucasfilm have a dictionary? Did anyone think to look up the meanings of the words they're using?

This is a manifestation of a reversion to pre-modern drama. Before the Shakespeare, audiences accepted the existence of evil and needed no explanation as to why it was evil. Shakespeare attempted to probe the psychological roots of evil, without disputing its existence. Today, in movies like "Clones," they don't even bother to explain why evil people do what they do. So the folks in league with the Dark Side don't just feed the doe-eyed senator to one of the many hideous, man-eating creatures that populate the Star Wars universe. No, they throw Amidala and her two Jedi protectors into an arena so several man-eating creatures can attack and kill them with plenty of witnesses. Why? Well, it's a convention in the movies that bad guys never kill good guys outright, they have to kill them slowly so the good guys can escape.

Wittgenstein, the Austrian philosopher, loved to watch Westerns in his spare time. People would ask why a man of his powerful, probing intellect would enjoy such slight entertainment. It's simple, Wittgenstein explained: "There are the good guys, and there are the bad guys." The original "Star Wars" was successful because it tapped into that primordial desire for earthly justice -- to see evil men frustrated by a band of intrepid warriors. From all appearances, George Lucas believes that people watched that shallow, flawed movie because it had great special effects and imaginative extraterrestrials. George, you'd do well to leave your ranch and meet non-movie-industry-related people if you want to start making good movies again.

Dominus pascit me

Circulating on the net:

The Lord and I are in a sheep-shepherd relationship, and I am in a position of negative need.
He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area.
He conducts me directionally parallel to non-torrential aqueous liquid.
He returns to original satisfaction levels my psychological makeup.
He switches me on to a positive behavioral format for maximal prestige of His identity.
It should indeed be said that notwithstanding the fact that I make ambulatory progress through the umbragious inter-hill mortality slot, terror sensations will not be initiated in me due to para-ethical phenomena.
Your pastoral walking aid and quadruped pickup unit introduce me into a pleasurific mood state.
You design and produce a nutriment-bearing furniture-type structure in the context of non-cooperative elements.
You act out a head-related folk ritual employing vegetable extract.
My beverage utensil experiences a volume crisis.
It is an ongoing deducible fact that your inter-relational empathetical and non-vengeful capabilities will retain me as their target-focus for the duration of my non-death period, and I will possess tenant rights in the housing unit of the Lord on a permanent, open-ended time basis.

(origin unknown, at least to me)

Funny?

Not exactly. Satirical? I don't think so. It's Bill Garner's cartoon today in the Washington Times. I'd post it here but I don't want to get in a tiff with Eric's employer. In it the Holy Father is dragging Cardinal Law by the ear to a doghouse. On the doghouse are the words "Thine Doghouse." It just doesn't speak about Cardinal Law's resignation or the crisis in Boston with any insight. Then again, it's just a cartoon.

Reform, Marine-style In the 1970s,

Reform, Marine-style

In the 1970s, the Marine Corps was on the fast track to ruin. In many units, discipline was lax or broken. Young lieutenants would party with their subordinates, and smoked pot with them before training. Fights and racial tensions were even higher than in the '50s and '60s. By almost any measure, recruits entering the service were substandard. If these conditions persisted, it would have meant the end of the Corps.

Far more than the other services, the Marines are theoretically unnecessary to America's defense. The Air Force has planes, and the Army has ground troops and artillery, but the sole reason the Marines still exist is because of its culture, the cause of its unique record of success. (The Corps has never been defeated in a battle -- ever.)

With that culture disintegrating, a group of officers, almost all of them Vietnam veterans, decided that they had had enough. Generally, they were mid-level officers who were not about to see their Corps go down without a fight. To my knowledge, they created no institutions and formed no cabals; there was simply a common agreement that reform had to happen, and quickly.

Though their reforms did not happen overnight, in bureaucratic terms the changes happened rapidly. Drug users were identified through a rigorous testing program and kicked out. Other malcontents were unceremoniously removed. New recruits were held to higher educational and behavioral standards. Most importantly, the rank-and-file Marines began to police their own more than they had been, stopping dishonorable actions and encouraging martial virtues at the lowest level. These reforms were part of the general rehabilitation of the U.S. military in the 1980s, but the Corps was particularly successful. Though the other services have had intermittent problems attracting new recruits, the Marines have not missed a recruiting quota for two decades.

The Catholic Church in America has been experiencing a crisis similar to the Marines a generation ago. Because she is unsupported by taxes, she could theoretically disappear. Because of the protracted internal war after Vatican II, large swaths of the Church have been corrupted by worldly (and netherworldly) influences. Yet there are still plenty of people who care about her, and who will not let her die in our country.

The "current crisis" in our Church will end when enough bishops and priests decide they have had enough, and undertake reforms similar to the Marines: raise standards and kick out the main troublemakers. I have heard commentators -- including people I trust -- say that it will take a generation or two for the Church to recover. Nonsense. The goal should not be recovery, but purity and a renewed sense of mission; there is no reason we can't turn things around by the end of the decade, or at least get a big start on it. Maybe it will take dozens of years for the Church to regain its former influence (an influence that was hardly overwhelming or universally accepted, mind you). I have no way of knowing. But there is no reason to proceed slowly, and no reason not to begin right now.

A suggestion for a first step: fire the people who caused the recent problems -- those who publicly dissent from Catholic sexual morality. Immediately.

Refined Jambalaya This year, you

Refined Jambalaya

This year, you may be having people over to your house for a Christmas feast or a New Years' bacchanal, and the question in the back of your mind is: how can I feed the most amount of people for the least amount of effort and cost? Let me propose to you this recipe for jambalaya, which I've refined over the years. I don't propose it as the definitive version, merely as one that I've been working on for a long time. (So by "refined" I don't mean that it's a fancy dish, because it isn't.)

Before I was married, I made big pots of jambalaya and froze the excess quantities in Mason jars, which I would eat for weeks thereafter. I got the original recipe from my Grandma Jane, who with my grandfather used to live in Louisiana for a while. If you omit the shrimp, it’s pretty cheap, and the flavors are nothing short of spectacular. A bowl of it will fill your belly nicely, and its moderate amount of fat won’t increase your belly’s permanent size.

If you’re not familiar with jambalaya, it’s a Louisiana specialty that is made many different ways. At its most basic, it is sautéed vegetables and meat with rice. It can have a tomato-based sauce or a stock-based sauce; this version uses both. The meats lend themselves to substitution: people will use oysters or crawfish instead of (or in addition to) shrimp, and ham for the sausage, or duck for the chicken...anything you like, or anything that’s available.

To eat the leftovers, cover a bowl full of jambalaya with a plate to make sure it doesn’t dry out. Or don’t, if it’s moist enough to lose a little water in the process.

4 c. onions, chopped
2 c. green onions (including tops), chopped
1 c. green peppers, chopped
1 c. celery, chopped
¼-½ c. fresh parsley, minced
½ c. butter (one stick)
16 oz. canned diced tomatoes
8 oz. canned tomato sauce
12 oz. tomato paste
1 tbsp. basil (if dried; 2 tbsp. if fresh)
1 tbsp. oregano (if dried; 2 tbsp. if fresh)
4 med. cloves garlic, minced
2 lbs. sausage (can be kielbasa, andouille, or whatever you like)
2 lbs. chicken meat
1 ½ lbs. large frozen shrimp, peeled and deveined
3 c. long-grain white rice
8 c. stock or broth
Tabasco to taste

1. Roast or bake the chicken before commencing; leftover chicken is fine, as long as it’s not too highly seasoned.

2. Heat butter in a large stockpot (at least 12 quarts) until it has stopped frothing.

3. Throw in the onions, green onions, peppers, celery, and parsley, and sauté until onions are semi-transparent.

4. Add tomatoes, tomato paste, and tomato sauce, along with oregano, basil, and garlic. Stir until well-mixed.

5. Add rice and stock. Bring to a boil.

6. Reduce heat, but keep an energetic simmer going. Let a substantial amount of the liquid evaporate. How much liquid is up to you – if you like a thicker jambalaya, then let more liquid evaporate. Regardless, don’t let the liquid get below the top of the ingredients. Stir frequently.

7. When you like the amount of liquid you see, add the shrimp and the chicken. Cover pot tightly, reduce heat to low, and let it cook for 45 minutes. Resist the urge to uncover the pot, as it may cause your rice to cook unevenly. Cook longer if the rice isn’t done.

8. Stir in a few shakes of Tabasco or other seasonings.

9. Serve in bowls along with salad and good bread, or maybe biscuits. Jambalaya will stay hot in a covered pot for an astonishing amount of time, but take it off the heat or the rice will get mushy, and nobody likes that.

Serves 12-18, depending on their appetites.

Choir Mayhem During today's gathering

Choir Mayhem

During today's gathering hymn, I noticed one of the bass's fly was down. Not only that, his white shirt tail was having a liberation party. I had to ask one of the tenors to turn around and let him know that Mr. White was out of jail. Problem discretely taken care of, the rest of the Mass proceded without incident.

I've learned another valuable lesson this week

It is: don't ask the newly-ordained Baptist minister at work any questions about politics, religion, or anything else for that matter. I saw he was reading "Revelation Unveiled" by Tim Lahaye of the "Left Behind" series fortune and fame. (No linked provided for Lahaye's book because I don't think Catholics should be reading it.)

"What do you think of that book?" I asked. Forty-five minutes later my guardian angel tapped me on the shoulder to tell me my lunch break was over and I'd better get back to work before I committed any more sins against charity. He didn't look happy.

The Reverend had assailed me with a heaping pile of garbage about the "Book of Revelations," the end-times, the Rapture. "There is going to be a great chastisement during which time all non-believers will be chaste. But I'm not worried, I don't plan to be here for the tribulation," he said.

"You believe in dispensationalism?" I asked.

"No, what I am saying is that Christ is going to come back, all the believers are going to be caught up with him, and then everyone who is left behind is going to be tribulated."

Tribulated. If I had laughed out loud it would have knocked over all our modular office furniture. I think my lip quivered for a second. Reverend might have noticed.

As that singularly hilarious moment passed he spoke about how he believes the Holy Spirit is going to leave the Earth during the tribulation but there will still be an opportunity for salvation if those left behind accept Christ.

"What about what Jesus said, 'I am with you always, until the end of the age.'?" I asked.

"Well see that's only for the believers." he replied.

"The ones who won't be tribulated?"

"Yeah, them."

Yow. Don't just pray for our preachers, pray for other Christian preachers as well.

Silent retreat

Steve Mattson, St. Blog's seminarian, hung up his mouse this week. We'll miss him! Let's remember to pray for him and all other holies-in-training.

Abp. Myers goes to work

John J. Myers has written some instructive pastoral letters in the year and a half that he has been Archbishop of Newark.

In December 2001, he wrote about "the Church as communion", and starting from that concept addressed numerous important matters that are often misunderstood. I'll mark some of his points in color:

The relationship between the local church and the universal church
18. The Church as communion is experienced by her members as they gather together in particular places. Each bishop is entrusted with the care and protection of a portion of God's people called a diocese. Each diocese can also be referred to as a particular church, and all particular churches are part of the one Church of Christ. In each, the Council teaches, "the one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church of Christ is truly present and active" (Christus Dominus 11). We would be mistaken, however, to assume that the universal Church is somehow a federation, or simply the sum, of particular Churches. The universal Church already existed before communities of believers were formed in particular places. Pope John Paul II has described the relationship between the particular church and the universal Church as one of "mutual interiority," a shared intimacy like that which exists among the persons of the Trinity. Mutual interiority might also describe the relationship of husband and wife or expectant mother and child. It can even describe the way that Jesus abides in us and we in Him when we receive Him in Holy Communion.

19. For the particular church to be "church" in the fullest sense of that term, it along with the bishop, must be in full communion with the Holy Father. In other words, the community of believers must be of one mind and heart (cf. Acts 4:32). The Holy Father should be seen as part of every particular church, a vital member of the family. [...]

The relationship of parishes and other institutions with the local church
21. It is not through membership in a parish that we belong to the local Church, but by being members of the Archdiocese. Parishes and other institutions (hospitals, schools, Newman centers, etc.) in any particular church function as intermediaries between individual believers and families. They exist to serve men and women as well as the common good of the local church. Thus, they do not have the same status as particular churches. The diocese is the local expression of the universal Church. Parishes and other institutions can therefore be founded, merged, or retired as required by the needs of the diocesan family. We must always take care to avoid the kind of parochialism that would isolate us from the larger diocesan community and the Church universal.

22. This does not mean that we relate to the institutions of the Church in a purely objective way. Ask any fan of Seton Hall University! Or consult your own experience, as have I. A small parish dedicated to St. Teresa of Avila in the rural Illinois town of Earlville is very dear to my heart and I know that major changes there would hurt me personally. [...]

Can't I live a relationship with God apart from the Church?
31. All creation enjoys some form of relationship with God, for God sustains all things in existence. But this impersonal way of relating to Him is not what God wants for us. Instead, God wants us to know Him from within His own life, not from the outside or at a distance. Jesus came to bridge the gap that separated the human family from God, and to provide for us - through His flesh and blood - a way to be in the Father's life. While anyone living an upright life according to the demands of conscience is in a relationship with the God of creation, such a relationship remains partial. [...]

What if I disagree with the Church?
37. There are many things about which reasonable Catholics -in good faith- can and do disagree. People have different tastes when it comes to art, music, and architecture. Within reasonable limits these disagreements are not wrong. Rather, they can be fruitful expressions of legitimate diversity within a local community as well as within our Archdiocese.

38. There can also exist within local communities disagreements regarding liturgical norms and the implementation of canon law. These disagreements sometimes touch on matters of faith. But, even when they do not, justice and discipline call for adherence to them for the common good. The liturgical rubrics of the universal Church provide for a wide range of options. It would be unjust for any community or person to impose a practice upon the people of God that violates liturgical norms. The liturgy is meant to bring us together and should never be a cause of division. Authentic communion is harmed when liturgical norms are ignored and our common act of worship is used to make a statement or to express discontent.

His most recent letter, given this week, responds in a way to the current church scandal by teaching about the sacredness of the human body, including the Catholic vision of sexuality.

Clarification Concerning Lane Core, Jr.

Over on The Blog from the Core, Lane Core writes: "Pete Vere, blogging at Catholic Light, seems to agree with my assessment of the term 'previous condition'". Just to clarify (since I needed a pretext to plug Lane's blog, which is one of my favorites), I agree with your assessment Lane!

Reactions in Boston

``It's an awfully sad day,'' [Fr. John] Ahearn said of Law's resignation. ``Maybe a necessary day but a sad day, because I think the cardinal did a lot of good. What I didn't expect is when I said the Mass this morning, it was the first time in 17 years I didn't mention the cardinal's name in the Eucharistic prayer, and I actually did get very emotional and I began to cry.''

Law quits, pope accepts First

Law quits, pope accepts

First one to post the news! Ha!

Feast of our Lady of Guadalupe homily

I actually heard a priest say if you ever want to get into a fight with a Mexican you can make fun of his mother, his sister, or Our Lady of Gualdalupe.

We've got your number, Nihil.

We're coming for you.

I agree with Mrs. Shea!I've

I agree with Mrs. Shea!

I've spent the last couple of days sleeping off a flu and catching up on email, so I apologize to Mark and others who asked for not weighing in sooner on this subject. Basically, it involves a Boston reporter who is trying to spin the situation in order to lay the blame on Rome. Anyway, Mark Shea provides the background to this controversy along with the general opinion of his lovely wife at the following URL: From the "Must. Get. Scoop!" Department of Snap Judgments

Mark, I've read this over a couple times, and while I'm not exactly sure what to make of it (without the entire context of the letter I'm guessing at snippets) I also tend to agree with your wife. From what I'm able to understand, it appears that this order is being given on the assumption that the priest has been defrocked.

In short, it appears that this applies not to a priest in active ministry, but a priest who has now been reduced to the lay state that is being asked to "to live away from the place where his previous condition is known." Notice how it does not specify "parish" but "place", which would imply town, county, region or local geographical area. This is standard in these cases. Subsequently, the Holy Father then states: "The local [superior] . . . is able to dispense from this clause of the decree if it is foreseen that the presence of the suppliant will cause no scandal."

Basically, as your wife points out, the context seems to be that the abuser-priest has been reduced to the lay state, and can therefore no longer exercise ministry. (Although I would assume in keeping with canonical tradition that certain restrictive exceptions are made when there is danger of death -- ie the defrocked priest comes across someone dying in an auto
accident on the side of the road.)

I should also point out that this is a standard request when a priest is reduced to the lay state, regardless of the reason for the reduction to the lay state, or whether or not the reduction is voluntary on the part of the priest. Thus I would assume that the word "his condition", in keeping with canonical Tradition, refers to his laicization, and not to the crime which led to his laicization. Again, this is pretty standard canonical jargon when a priest is laicized.

Nevertheless, the local ordinary charged with executing the decree is given the option of dispensing from the clause requiring the defrocked priest to move away, if it is forseen that no scandal will arise. For example, unlike a small town where everyone knowns everybody, this is not possible. On the other hand, Boston is a large enough city where a laicized priest can just lose himself in the crowd and attend a parish across town without anyone ever having known he was priest. He can then live out his faith in the pew as a simple Catholic, without engaging in any ministry and without anyone ever knowing he was once a priest.

My last word on the Fugitive unless something good happens

I sincerely appreciate all the comments we've received in the past few days over this issue with the Fugitive. I appreciate most of all your prayers for her because I know she needs them. I can't thank you enough. Please keep them coming, she needs them. Fr. James Poumade was kind enough to offer his perspective via Eric. Father, you have a standing invitation to join the Catholic Light team any time you wish. You presence would not only be welcomed, it would be an objective ontological improvement to our content. We might even be able to block access from the Chancery in Arlington if that would help!

After thinking quite a bit about this I realized that in telling her not to receive Communion I had two principal motivators: first, I didn't want to do anything, by action or inaction, that would dishonor our Lord. Second, I didn't want her to do anything that would be bad for her soul. I thought about how to advise her not to receive Communion when she mentioned her desire to go to Mass a few days earlier, and I honestly believed she would accept my words because of the trust we shared. In saying what I did I stepped on a emotional landmine. It has cost us our friendship, which I deeply regret, and it might cost even more. She may never set foot in a Catholic church again. Perhaps she might do so after this has incident has receded from her memory. I can't say. She may remember and be drawn to the peace she spoke of when she was quiet before the Blessed Sacrament. She has told me that she went to the chapel of a church near her home rather regularly and found solace there. "It's because God is there," I said. "In body, blood, soul, and divinity." I remember her nodding as if she was accepting that but didn't fully understand it. She told me she wanted to go to Mass because she was looking for answers. I should have said, "You'll find the answer there." The answer, as Peter Kreeft has said in his book Making Sense out of Suffering is not an statement, but a person. The person of Jesus Christ is the answer to our brokeness, our restlessness, our suffering, our pain, our anxiety, and our sin. Why does God let bad things happen to good people? He let it all happen to Himself to show us He is the answer, to show us how deep His love is for us, and to show us the way home.

I thought she might be able to understand that in a small way if she just went to one Mass. I could have given her directions to the Church, let her go, and discussed it with her afterwards. I decided to go with her, to bring a missal so that she could read the prayers, and to support her. It didn't happen the way I hoped it would. In fact, it has been an absolute disaster. I have lost a friend I valued very much. I think if everyone in the world knew her this would be a better place. She really is that special. If you could see her smile or hear her laugh you would understand. There is tremendous joy in her and so much pain, so much yearning for God. I really thought she might have been slowly turning a corner. Perhaps when this is all behind us she will. Perhaps all this pain is causing it. I don't know. But I do trust in God who santicfies our suffering even when we don't know the purpose of it or why we are enduring it.

Thanks again for your thoughts and prayers.

Three cheers for Taco Bell

Injured WV man survives in wilderness, thanks to Border Sauce.

Pro-gay left-wing pacifist Call-To-Action bishop Thomas Gumbleton is in town offering his opinions.

"I think if I were in that position I would certainly say I must resign. Any bishop would know that if the people have lost confidence in [his] leadership I can't lead," said Bishop Thomas Gumbleton.

Ahem, your Excellency, don't you think this might apply to you too? The Catholic faithful lost confidence in your leadership -- oh, back around 1980.

Stanford University reignited the debate over the use of stem cells when a top scientist said the school intended to experiment with nuclear transfer technology, an effort many consider to be cloning.

''Our avowed goal is to advance science,'' said Stanford medical professor Dr. Irving Weissman, who will direct the school's stem cell effort. ''For any group to stay out of the action and wait for someone else to do it because of political reasons is wrong.''

(Ethics? We don't need no stinkin' ethics!)
Nobel laureate and Stanford professor Paul Berg, when asked at the news conference if nuclear transfer and cloning were the same, he had a two-word response: ''It is.''

He added. ''We use the word cloning in science as a term to describe the production of many copies of a starting material.''

Thanks for clearing that up, Professor.

Maybe it's time to re-read That Hideous Strength.

Less than meets the eye

Off-topic: Dom Bettinelli correctly sizes up the fuss over Sen. Trent Lott's praise for Strom Thurmond.

What to say to a

What to say to a Mass-bound fallen-away Catholic, con'd.

Fr. James Poumade, regular visitor to Catholic Light, diocesan priest of Arlington, Va., and future godfather of our pending baby, weighs in on Sal's dilemma.

As a priest and a moral theologian, I can say without a single shred of doubt in my mind whatsoever that Sal did the right thing. There are a few operative principles here:

Scandal, in the moral sense, meaning something that leads one into sin. Lessening someone's reverence for the Eucharist in order to make them feel welcome is not a good way to restore them to the right practice of the faith. It teaches people that the Church's teaching and respect for Our Lord in the Blessed Sacrament can be discarded when they make people feel bad.

Additionally, people who hear of the situation from her may get the idea that missing Mass, etc., is not a mortal sin. We already have enough Catholics of that persuasion.

It is true that we do not know if she would have committed a mortal sin, subjectively. Depending on her level of knowledge, she may well still have committed a venial sin. Anyone who says, "Oh well, it's just a venial sin," needs to take a good long look at his own conscience before he starts throwing stones at Sal. The Sacraments should bring grace, not cause sin, which would likely have been the case here. Even if no sin was imputed because of total ignorance, she still would not have received any sacramental or sanctifying grace. That is a misuse of the Sacraments, which is not spiritually healthy for anyone.

More to the point, yes, it's possible that subjectively Sal couldn't know whether or not it was a mortal sin for her. That is precisely why he HAD to stop her from receiving. All we can do in that case, since we don't read souls, is to go by the objective reality of the situation. Objectively it would be a mortal sin.

So out of love for that soul and for Jesus Christ, he had to say what he did. If you see someone innocently about to set fire to a building, you don't tell yourself he probably doesn't know that it's wrong and keep going.

Now, some seem to think that any mention of confession or of not receiving is harsh. I would agree if it were done in an arrogant or severe manner. But that doesn't seem to be the case here. Instead, gently, lovingly and patiently, this is a perfect chance to explain the doctrine of the Real Presence, the beauty of Christ's love in the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass, and why, for love's sake, we need to get our spiritual houses in order before we can receive Him.

Why did the Fugitive cry? I have no way of knowing - and neither did Sal. Perhaps her tears actually signal the start of a painful but necessary healing process. ("And you, My disciples, will you also leave?") Perhaps they don't at all. Either way, Sal did what a Catholic should do, and most likely in the manner that it should have been done.

Now we can say that it's between her soul and God.

Would I have denied her Communion if she approached me? If a Catholic comes to me in the Communion line, I am not allowed to refuse him in most circumstances. But I can and do approach people with "issues" before and after Mass, which is what Sal did. For example, I can't refuse Ted Kennedy if he comes up. But I can tell him before Mass not to receive, or suggest after Mass that he really should see me in the confessional.

Be not afraid

The Archdiocese of Cologne has an attractive Advent calendar on the web. Here's today's entry:

Too much good.

God is radiant.
He shares with us.
He shines around us.

But we're afraid of him.
We don't know
how to interpret him.
To take in the good.
After all, who can.
Mistrust runs deep in us.
Better to give more than we take.
We want to be on the safe side,
and have some good.
With God
the rules are different.
We're still learning them.
Be not afraid.
--Mechthild Hüsch

The ranters and ravers calling daily for Cardinal Law's resignation -- from VOTF to 45 diocesan priests (out of 900) to Mark Shea -- seem to have forgotten that the Vatican doesn't jump to respond to public pressure. And while all this hub-bub is new to Americans, it's old hat to Rome, because they went through similar pressure campaigns a few years ago from the German and Austrian "We Are Church" movement. And in that case Rome did then what it's doing now: a bishop accused personally of sexual misconduct resigned, and otherwise... not much happened all that quickly.

You're welcome! I guess my

You're welcome!

I guess my only response to Pete's comment below is "you're welcome," though I play a teeny, tiny role in America's defense. There are plenty of other ways to defend freedom: speak out for justice, protect the weak, learn why freedom is precious, and teach others to love it. That should be a good start. Don't think the defense of freedom is something you can "outsource" to a few people in the military. It's your job, too. Find your little role, and fulfill it.

This message first posted with a spelling error, but was corrected quickly before Nihil Obstat found out.

Say Thank-You To Our TroopsTodd

Say Thank-You To Our Troops

Todd Reitmeyer sends along this wonderful website which has already garnered 2.2 million signatures: Thank-You For Defending Our Freedom. I have already signed it (there was even I nice box where I could mark "Canada"), but won't say much more, since I feel this is a topic more appropriate for our resident reservist Eric Johnson to comment upon.

Fugitive update: Where's my crash helmet?

Thanks all of you for your thoughtful comments. Though we don't seem to have a concensus, I appear to be somewhere between a saint and a Pharisee. I haven't decided if what I did was right or wrong. To judge it by the result I can see, it was wrong. It is far worse than I feared. I've pushed her away from me and from the Church, that much is clear. I doubt we will ever be friends again. That's pretty hard to take. Please pray for me and pray for her.

Listen. Today I went to daily Mass at the church we planned to go to yesterday. I was sitting behind two women who appeared to be in their 30's. One looked like a regular, the other looked like a fish out of water. During the Our Father the regular had her hands in the orans position and after a few seconds reached down and grabbed the hand of fish out of water. At Communion time the regular was trying to pursuade fish out of water to follow her. She didn't go. How ironic.

If my life was a book I would re-write these last two days. I can't go back but I can trust that God can turn my garbage into gold.

"Infants Now Murdered As Often

"Infants Now Murdered As Often As Teens"

On the social progress front, infants are now being murdered as often as teenagers. No, they aren't joining gangs or running drugs, but for some reason people, mostly parents and family members, think they can get rid of babies when they don't want them. This has been going on for about 30 years, according to this report. I'm trying to think of a social development 30 years ago...also connected to babies...that may have something to do with this....

(Hint: it's waaaay down there at the bottom of the article, third paragraph from the end.)

Bombay is dbomb I was

Bombay is dbomb

I was looking for some information on Bombay, India, and noticed that Catholic-Hierarchy.org's page on the Archdiocese of Bombay is called "dbomb" (full address: http://www.catholic-hierarchy.org/diocese/dbomb.html). I thought that was pretty funny. Okay, mildly funny.

John Mallon on the Keating committee

Readers of John Mallon's Media Watch will not want to miss his recent appearance on local TV news (RealPlayer required) commenting on the clash of styles between the bishops and Gov. Keating's committee.

Check the family tree Trent

Check the family tree

Trent Lott, the Senate Majority Leader with fantastic hair, made a dumb comment last weekend about how if Strom Thurmond had won the presidency in 1948, we wouldn't have had any problems. It's the kind of innocuous thing that people say at formal occasions that no one is expected to believe. Well, people did some checking, and they found out that Strom was a segregationist a half-century ago (as was practically every other Southern politician). Now, the Hymietown Rhymer has called on Lott to resign, and former Vice President Algore (D-Sequoia National Forest) wants Lott censured by the Senate.

Leaving aside the Rhymer...no, wait, I won't leave him aside. Lott should, according to Jesse Jackson, leave public life because he made a dumb comment, the implications of which he certainly did not mean. Jesse himself shouldn't leave public life for cheating on his wife, fathering an illegitimate child, and using money from one of his "charities" to hush things up. Calling New York "Hymietown" in an unguarded moment when he didn't know he was being taped wasn't enough to shame him from public life, either.

My real reason for posting is Algore, though. He says Lott's statement "is divisive and it is divisive along racial lines." He ought to know about senators sending strange signals on race: his daddy did the same thing. Though he was known as a "progressive" senator, the elder Sen. Algore voted against the Civil Rights Act of 1964. His defenders say that this was one blemish on an otherwise impressive record, but that happened to be the most important piece of civil rights legislation since Reconstruction, and he opposed it to get himself re-elected.

P.S. Everybody knows about Algore the Younger and his record of moving from pro-life to pro-abortion and all the other issues, but has anyone read or seen the new book from the Gores? The one about how "family" is anything you want it to be? I saw it at Border's the other day, but I didn't pick it up because my wife hates it when I get mad during a nice evening together.

Fugitive update: I am a complete idiot

Take me now, Lord, before I turn anyone else away from the Catholic Church! The first thing the fugitive said when I walked in the door today was "Let's go to Mass at lunch." I couldn't believe it. I was unspeakably glad and excited for her to be returning to Mass after so long. In the car ride over to a church in the area and I attempted to explain to her why she shouldn't receive communion. I could not have dreamed a thousand bad dreams that would have been matched the reality of how badly it went after that. It was so bad I don't even know if we're going to be friends any more. She pulled the car over and just started crying. She wouldn't talk about it. She just wanted to go home. I must have dredged up bad feelings and memories that were the reason she turned away from the Church to the begin with. There was nothing I could do or say that would make her feel better.

I appreciate the help of our readers and my fellow bloggers who responded over the weekend. I was really hoping this was going to be a turning point. It seems I have just pushed her away even more. I don't know if I did the right thing by telling her she shouldn't receive the Eucharist. I don't know if it would have still been bad for her soul if she didn't know it was bad for her soul, or if she didn't know she was doing something wrong. Pray for her, please.

I am going to take a cue from St. Francis not use words the next time I share the Gospel.

Simple apologetical advice Sal asks

Simple apologetical advice

Sal asks below about how to talk to someone about returning to Catholicism. I don't know exactly what to do in that particular situation, but I can offer the piece of apologetical advice that I find most useful: smile. When discussing the Faith with others, I used to be serious, almost deadly serious. It was such a contrast to my normally affable demeanor that I think it threw people for a loop. Now, whenever the subject of religion comes up, I don't change my tone and I talk about Catholicism like any other subject. It defuses any tensions, and I've been surprised at what I can get away with saying -- a light touch can make the most difficult of subjects seem palatable.

If you believe that deep down, everyone wants to embrace and live the truth, you have only to show it to them. This is a way of saying that you're not doing anyone a favor by withholding an uncomfortable truth. Yes, Jesus revealed the Gospel to the Apostles slowly, but he did not hesitate to warn people if they were endangering their souls. Even though a person might not be committing a sin because of ignorance by receiving the Eucharist unworthily, gently pointing her in the right direction is the right thing to do.

From my own experience, I never resented anyone telling me that I could not receive the Eucharist before I formally entered the Church, or that I should go to confession beforehand. If the Fugitive gets upset by a reminder about confession, maybe she's not ready yet. Not knowing her mind, I don't know for certain, but she'll probably react better than you think she would.

Please let us know what happens, Sal -- if she does re-enter the Church, I think we should all welcome her back. I'll keep her and all other fallen-away Catholics in my prayers. They know not what they left.

Cdl. Law skips cathedral appearance and flies to Rome amid protests, calls for resignation

While protest turnout (12/8) failed to meet expectations, archdiocesan spokesman Donna Morrissey confirmed that the Cardinal was at the Vatican. Speculation proceeds as to whether he's asking permission to declare bankruptcy (and simplify the awarding of damages to abuse victims) or to step down.

Globe:

Yesterday, a group of Boston priests began circulating a draft letter calling on Law to resign. In the letter, a copy of which was obtained by the Globe, the priests would praise Law for his many positive contributions to Boston, but say ''the events of recent months and, in particular, of these last few days, make it clear to us that your position as our bishop is so compromised that it is no longer possible for you to exercise the spiritual leadership required for the church of Boston.'' A priest who is helping to circulate the letter said that the group hopes to gather 50 signatures before delivering the letter to Law. Some priests are reluctant to support the letter either because of fear or because they believe it is inappropriate.
Reuters:
While several priests have individually urged Law to step down, no group of clerics had yet done so. Stephen Pope, chair of the Theology Department at Boston College, a Jesuit university, has said that any collective call by priests for Law to resign would signal "open revolt" in the archdiocese.

What Every Priest Should Know
Post-Dallas/Washington and Violations of Due Process


After a week at a canon law conference in Biloxi, and a weekend in Miami to discuss some projects with Pat Madrid, I'm finally back at the computer and Catholic Light. I had intended to blog on the following topic as soon as I got back, and as I opened the email messages that accumulated during my absence, I discovered that one of my Catholic Light teamates was hoping that I would blog on this subject as well. So here goes... Basically, here's what a number of canonists have been able to assemble as sort of a canonical equivalent to Miranda Rights, based upon current jurisprudence and practice of the Holy See, as well as observation from the ground level, although admittedly it is still pretty much a work in progress

First of all, and this is sad to say, if you're falsely accused, don't give any statement to your Bishop, your religious superior, and especially not to any member of the board without first talking to a civil lawyer and a canon lawyer -- specifically one who is not employed by your diocese or religious institute. If the diocese tries to pressure you, insist upon your right to civil and canonical representation, and insist upon the presence of your civil and canon lawyer when giving any statement.

Secondly, you cannot be compelled to testify against yourself.

Thirdly, you cannot be compelled to undergo psychological or psychiatric evaluation, not even under pain of obedience, and especially of the more intrusive kind.

Fourthly, you have the right to insist upon the presence of a priest, as well as the Promoter of Justice, before any review board.

Fifth, no penalty in this process, especially of a perpetual kind, can be imposed by administrative decree. Insist upon a judicial process.

Sixth, if you have previously undergone any psychiatric or psychological treatment, these records cannot be used in a judicial process without your consent.

Fugitive news!

Readers of this blog have seen posts on another coworker of mine who used to be a practicing Catholic but fell away from the faith during college. She told me she is a fugitive from the Church so in this venue I refer to her as "The Fugitive." She recently told me she wants to go to Mass. What can you tell someone like her about the Mass that would help her understand how awesome it is? How do you tell someone who hasn't been to Mass in years not to receive the Eucharist without going to Confession? Would you recommend I don't say anything and let God handle it?

Thanks for the help!

Christianity as fig leaf

A coworker told me about a sermon he heard once about why there are so many Christian denominations. It boiled down to this: after Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit they covered themselves with fig leaves because they knew they were naked and didn't want to be ashamed before God. Each Christian denomination is a fig leaf a believer puts on so that he or she won't be ashamed in the sight of God. He was smiling why he was telling me this as though it was so illuminating everyone should hear it. I wasn't quite sure what to say. I suppose I could have said, "Christ is has one body, not tens of thousands." That would have been too adversarial. Perhaps I should have said that we as Christians don't worship out of shame, we worship out of love and adoration for God. Or going even further with the clothing or covering analogy I could have asked him how do we know God approves of the religion what we've put on? Clearly there have been Christian sects and schismatics that were thoroughly wrong - does it help a man to practice a religion that denies the divinity of Christ? In the end I just let it go.

Larry the Cucumber Goes Dutch

Larry the Cucumber Goes Dutch

After a week away on the road, it is nice to be back at the computer. It is also nice to see David Alexander back on-line with his blog. This time, he's answering Eric's Kwanza question.

Choice on EarthThis from Al

Choice on Earth

This from Al Gore's least favorite newspaper:

Concerned Women for America railed this week against "shameful" holiday cards sold by Planned Parenthood that read, "Choice on Earth," instead of "Peace on Earth," saying the cards were offensive to Christians.


"Planned Parenthood, a giant organization that receives hundreds of millions of tax dollars, has chosen to profit from a day sacred to Christians by offending them," said Wendy Wright, senior policy director for CWA. "The group twists a well-known Scripture in which God offers peace on Earth — not abortion — through the birth of His Son Jesus Christ."


The front of the holiday card reads "Choice on Earth," the inside message reads "Warmest wishes for a peaceful holiday season" and the back reads "Planned Parenthood."

It strikes me as a supreme piece of illogic to equate peace with our post-modern slaughter of the innocents. Maybe they mean "peace and quiet," which is what one gets with dead people.

On the alleged insanity of Parishoners at the Cathedral in Boston, what "vibrant" means, and donut-hogging

The Pew Lady is on a roll.

FYI

Bigfoot is (was) a hoax. We can now don giant wooden ape-feet and leave footprints all over Ray Wallace's grave. He'd probably think it was funny. This makes you wonder about the Loch Ness Monster, Santa Claus, Batman, the Easter Bunny, and the Golden Asteroid.

On a Catholic note, who wants to discuss the authenticity of the Shroud of Turin?

Bush, Clinton and Kwanzaa NRO's

Bush, Clinton and Kwanzaa

NRO's David Frum has a comparison between Bush and Clinton's remarks at the lighting of the national Christmas tree. Besides the firm statement of Christian belief in the Bush's message, I thought one of the remarkable points was Clinton's mention of Kwanzaa.

Although I find the entire idea of Kwanzaa to be ridiculous, I generally favor more celebrations rather than fewer. If I were a kid, I'd want more gift-giving holidays, too. But to put it on a par with Christmas, the third-most-holy day on the Christian calendar behind Good Friday and Easter, is way too much. It's not even on a par with the minor Jewish Festival of Lights. My biggest problem with Kwanzaa is that the implicit message isn't just that one ought to celebrate one's ethnic heritage -- a harmless thing, if kept in perspective -- but that Christmas is a "white" holiday. There are tens of millions of black Christians in the world; do they really think Christ wasn't born for them? Doubtful.

I wonder what the future of Kwanzaa will be. Given that its organizers have harnessed the powerful engine of consumerism in its service, it might be around for a while, but my bet is that it will mostly die out within a generation.

And what's with the extra "a" at the end? Was it originally a Dutch word?

NEW TAPE MAY MEAN AL GORE IS ALIVE

Mark Shea is a funny, funny man.

Dog days of winter

John told me earlier today he was having lots of fun with his dog in the snow. Where are the pictures, John? Gerard Serafin posted a picture of ONION on his blog. Jonah Goldberg and the nefarious Cosmo had a blast as well. It makes me wish I had a dog! Heck, it makes me wish I WAS a dog!

On the road with Sal Ravilla

I told myself I wouldn't do it, but I had to get in my car and run some errands today after four inches of snow had turned Northern Virginia into a post-apocalyptic wasteland. It's not really the end of the world as we know it, but people sure act like it is when we get a couple of inches of snow. As I feared the grocery store was out of milk, bread, toilet paper, and spamTM. The roads were an icy mess but there had to be a Village Idiot convention downtown for way people were driving. I have an SUV but I don't drive like I'm invincible in the snow. I'm still paying the loan off on it! Who would have thought my car loan was going to last longer than my career in the internet industry? I'm glad to be home. Hopefully the kids who got to play and the adults who played with them had fun today.

It appears there was a wave of removals from 1992-1994, and another batch from 2000-2002. Draw your own conclusions.

Big Fat Deal

So Cardinal Law has banned archdiocesan agencies from holding their meetings and events at a certain church: an affluent suburban parish whose pastor who is outspokenly dissenting and gay-friendly. He should have done this 15 years ago. Mark Sullivan's Ad Orientem sums up his and my puzzlement. Dom Bettinelli indicates that there's more going on than the Globe article would lead you to believe.

AP reports:

About 15,000 of the 46,000 U.S. priests belong to religious orders such as the Jesuits, Franciscans and many others.

In August, leaders of the orders in the United States decided that sexually abusive priests should be kept away from children but not barred from all church work a less restrictive plan than the bishops'. The orders left open the possibility that some abusers could return to their communities after treatment, serving the church in administrative jobs far from young people....

Rev. Ted Keating, executive director of the Conference of Major Superiors of Men... and the organization president, the Rev. Canice Connors, came to Rome last month, addressed a meeting of the International Union of Superior Generals and met with Vatican officials.

Keating said he was told that the international assembly on Nov. 30 expressed support for the concerns of U.S. orders. Officials of the world group were not available for comment Thursday.

In an interview with The Associated Press, Keating declined to provide details of his talks with the Vatican, but said he didn't expect the Vatican to make immediate changes in the latest version of the norms.

''What we heard in Rome is, it's too late to do that and we would work it out during the provisional period, case by case, and then take a thorough look at the end of two years,'' Keating said.

He indicated the lobbying effort was aimed at the long term. The sex abuse policy will come up for review by the bishops and the Vatican two years after it is formally approved by the Holy See.

Since Fr. Connors has been one of the purported experts advising bishops for years on this subject, I don't expect that his credibility is especially strong now.

Best blog headline

"NEWS JEWS CAN USE" by Eve Tushnet.

Bishop Loverde responds to criticism of how the Diocese deals with allegations of misconduct in general and with Fr. James Haley's suspension specifically:

In the case generating the most media interest, that of Father James Haley, some facts need to be clarified. 1) Father Haley has not been made a pastor because of separate issues concerning his own past conduct which came to light before he brought the misdeeds of three other priests to my attention. 2) When Father Haley began a period of discernment and his faculties were withdrawn last year, I ordered Father Haley to behave in a manner consistent with principles of our faith and canon law, and to respect the privacy of others as well as his oath of obedience to me as his Bishop. While Father Haley was always free to "go over my head" and bring his accusations and criticisms to other ecclesiastical authorities, he chose instead to resort to the media. 3) As to the perception that Father Haley was complying with some sort of civil law duty to give a deposition in a civil proceeding, it is our understanding that no subpoena was issued by the Court or served on Father Haley. A notice of deposition was served on our civil law counsel, but a notice of deposition is not a subpoena. Father Haley volunteered his testimony to his own lawyer. No one from the Diocese attempted to stop him from doing so. The lawsuit was then dismissed on August 29, 2002, on multiple grounds, including the failure to state a valid legal claim. The deposition was not even used in support of the lawsuit and most of it had nothing to do with the allegations in that suit. The Diocese requested that the court protect the privacy of non-parties, including priests and parishioners, by sealing the transcript, but the court declined to do so.

Most important to note, Father Haley is still a priest. He is receiving a monthly stipend plus full healthcare benefits. The canonical process currently underway involving Father Haley does not seek in any way to punish him for bringing to my attention any concerns about the three priests mentioned above. This canonical process is dealing with other issues regarding Father Haley and will be carried out in accordance with canon law.

Eric - here are the facts you were looking for. I was certain that one of the reasons for Fr. Haley's suspension was his going to the media with the goods on those miscreant priests. We will probably never know why Fr. Haley did what he did. It's clear that he is not being punished for bringing the allegations (which turned out to be true) to the Bishop, he is being punished in part for his disobedience in bringing them to the media.

NOT a laughing matter

Over at Mark Shea's joint and at HMS they have been soliciting ad ideas and slogans for Planned Parenthood's "Celebrating 30 years of legalized holocaust" poster contest. This topic does not lend itself to satire. Consider that the Bush adminstration sent Solicitor General Ted Olson to argue before the Supreme Court in favor of RICO being used to crack down on protests in front of abortion mills. I have only seen snippets of Olson's lawyering with regard to Scheidler v. NOW and Operation Rescue v. NOW. Here is a link to the amicus brief he filed. I don't understand the administration's position on this completely but it appears the administration is indeed in favor of using RICO against some forms of organized protest, including anti-abortion protests. If it is true it is beyond disheartening - it is an total betrayal of the pro-life movement. If any of our readers have more info please post it in the comments.

Huh? Another Google search today.

Huh?

Another Google search today. I'm sure the surfer didn't find what he was looking fer.

"homosexual christmas tree purple"

High Court to Hear Abortion

High Court to Hear Abortion Free Speech Case

The Supreme Court will decide if Operation Rescue is the equivalent of the Gambino crime family. This story by the Associated Press is fair, but it does leave unchallenged the statement that the pro-lifers trespassed and destroyed property. If they did that, they should be prosecuted, but to treat them like the Mafia is obviously wrong. The civil rights protestors in the 1950s and '60s could have been prosecuted under RICO, as could many of the anti-war protestors. I think our friends on the Left should think through the implications of treating civil disobedience as organized crime.

By the way, one of the authors of the RICO statute, a law professor at Notre Dame, says the law is being abused by prosecutors. "Such a weapon of terror against First Amendment freedoms was not what I designed," he says. "Had I been told to do so, I would have refused."

We're gearing up for some weather...

The DC area is gearing up for a "snow event" tomorrow. The weather people call it a "snow event" when they have no idea how much of the white stuff we're going to get. It also means that every store in the area is going to be out of toilet paper, milk and bread by 7 PM tonight. I don't understand how people think they are going to run out of toast if they can't get on the road for a day.

The other quirky thing about DC is that as soon as the the first flakes start to fall every eldery person with an old Buick gets on the road. It's like they all have to get to Denny's for an eldery Buick driver meeting.

I'm staying off the roads tomorrow - I've gotten in two accidents in past "snow events" because of other idiots on the road.

Jesuit abortion links Mark Shea

Jesuit abortion links

Mark Shea posted this link on his blog yesterday, and it literally took my breath away for a moment. The Jesuits of the University of San Francisco are actually suggesting that pregnant students should visit an abortion clinic or Planned Parenthood. There's an obligatory link for what looks like a pro-life crisis pregnancy center, listed last (how cute).

Looking around the site, I also found a section on "Sexually Transmitted Infections." That's a less judgmental term than "Sexually Transmitted Diseases," which makes it sound like someone did something wrong by contracting it; however, a virus by any other name will still make you sick.

How do we prevent STIs? "The best way to prevent STIs is to avoid sexual contact with others," says the site. "Abstinence is the only method to guarantee that you will not contract and STI." Good so far. But then, "If you decide to be sexually active, there are things that you can do to reduce your risk of developing an STI."

What are those things?

• "Use clean needles if injecting intravenous drugs."

• "Avoid having sex during menstruation."

• The best one: "Avoid anal intercourse, but if practiced, use a male condom."

I forget -- are those from the Spiritual Exercises of St. Francis Loyola? My aging mind fails me.

Why Not The Best in Bad Taste?



Is it just another example of consumerism to the max, or is it religious art? Maybe even an opportunity for evangelization?

Thanks to the folks at funeraldepot, you can be buried in your choice of Last-Supper-motif caskets. You even get to pick whether your Jesus is European or African.

You can also go to your eternal reward under the patronage of La Guadalupana or the Virgen de la Caridad.

Of course there are bad taste possibilities here far beyond the two I've presented here, such as one for NASCAR fans ("the race is over" -- no doubt intended as a reference to the words of St. Paul) and this hommage to The Big Apple, complete with Twin Towers.

Thanks to Eric Ewanco for the link.

How to be Anti-Social in

How to be Anti-Social in December

When you receive an invitation for an Open House, tell the host that you will not be able to make the event because you are having an Open House at that very time. Express your regrets that they will not be able to attend your Open House since the events will happen at exactly the same time.

How to get here from

How to get here from Google
My comments in italics
"pants modesty Catholic" - pants and modesty go together
"millie kondracke" - someone was probably disappointed after this one
"catholic beliefs sexual" - we have tidbits here but no detail
"roman catholic apolegetics" - I'm flattered

DC Metro Blog Map

This snazzy map is part of a blog "by maureen, a law student and sad, sad punk wannabe." Email her if you have a local blog and want it listed.

In My Backyard Protesters Lash

Christians in North Korea

An October article in the Evangelical news magazine World (LRR) reminds us of the suffering of Christians under a North Korean regime that really does deserve to be labelled "evil", and reports on the efforts of Western believers to aid them:

In a North Korean prison camp, inmates went about their work in a furnace - backbreaking labor their jailers forced them to perform 18 hours every day. As they worked, many of them appeared to be mumbling under their breath. They were not complaining; they were singing hymns. The prisoners were Christians - locked up for the crime of believing in God. Eventually, a guard noticed a female prisoner singing - and trampled on her face.[...]

Treatment of Christians was especially barbaric. "During the seven years I served in the prison, there must have been thousands of Christians who died as a result of punishment," Ms. Lee related. "They were treated less than beasts, sub-human beings, being kicked by the boots of prison guards and lashed by leather lashes. The prison guard was telling these people to say, 'We will not believe in God but we will believe in our leader, Kim Jong Il.' So many people died because they did not say, 'We do not believe in God.'"

In an effort to help Korean refugees, Sen. Sam Brownback has urged the State Department to review its policy of not admitting North Korean refugees into America. In response, Arthur E. Dewey, assistant secretary for the Bureau of Population, Refugees, and Migration, began a policy review - one that frustrated Brownback staffers say has been going on for eight months with no end in sight.

Don't they get enough from

Don't they get enough from their members' dues?

Almsgiving is in the air, and all sorts of people are probably calling your house asking for money. Here's a letter I wrote when I found out a "charity" wasn't a charity at all.

To whom it may concern:

Recently, I received a solicitation from the Fairfax Coalition of Police asking for a donation. The caller led me to believe that I would be giving to a charity. I said I would give $15, and your group sent me a package in the mail with the pledge request.

I was surprised to find that you are not a charity: you are a local police union affiliated with the AFL-CIO. While I think police officers are brave and honorable people – I serve with several of them in my Marine Reserve unit – I have a low regard for unions of almost any kind. In particular, the AFL-CIO gives almost all of its political donations to the Democratic Party, including the cop-bashing liberals who are disliked by every police officer I’ve ever known. More than that, your union supports candidates with whom I disagree on many other non-law-enforcement-related issues such as abortion, homosexual marriage, tax policy, and gun control. Giving money to the Fairfax Coalition of Police would mean supporting such candidates, albeit indirectly.

I don’t think you’re being honest when you ask people to help fund your “drug and alcohol education efforts” and “Christmas toys for hospitalized children,” then use the (non-tax-deductible) donations to fund your union. Consider my pledge null and void because it was contracted under false pretenses, and please do not call again.

Regards,
Eric M. Johnson

Advent Decorations Why not put

Advent Decorations

Why not put purple lights in your window candles during Advent and replace them with white lights for the Christmas season? My wife had that idea this weekend when we found purple lights at the store. I'm so excited about her idea that I am telling *everyone*.

(Thanks to Drudge for the link.)

France and Germany vs. Ireland

France and Germany vs. Ireland and economic reality

This should displease CL's huge Irish readership: France and Germany are teaming together to beat up on little countries who don't gouge corporations sufficiently. These two countries, which together are responsible for some of the deadliest ideas in human history (Bonapartism, Marxism, Nazism, croissantism), want to force European Union nations to "harmonise" their tax rates. Ireland lowered its corporate taxes over the last decade, and next year the corporate tax decreases to a puny 12.5%. The Franco-German alliance wants them to "harmonise" their butts back up to 30-40%.

Because of their smart tax policies, Ireland has gone from basket case to powerhouse. Its per capita income is now one of the highest in the world. This poverty-reduction programme has worked even better than the traditional Irish solution of exporting their poor to other countries. Yet now Europe's dominant, stagnant nations (combined population: 142.1 million) may well force Ireland (3.8 million) to abandon its successful experiment. What's more, the countries responsible for more war deaths than any other two nations on the planet -- with the possible exception of Russia, depending on how you view WWII -- are prepared to stop the citizens of Estonia (1.5 million) from imitating Ireland and lifting themselves from poverty.

Some conclusions from this sordid episode:

1. Church leaders generally smile on international agreements, judging that it's better for nations to work with each other than to fight each other. But the contents of the agreements are morally neutral; sometimes, they can be the means for stronger nations to coerce weaker nations.

2. Entering into compacts like the European Union can lead to the loss of national sovereignty.

3. The religion of Europe's elites is no longer Christianity: it is statism, and it has been for decades. They view the state as Christians view God, as the provider of all good things. Any challenge to the state's supreme providential role, even when it can be proven in black-and-white statistics like poverty rates and incomes, must be beaten back.

4. To minimize poverty, one thing you should do is avoid penalizing the institutions -- i.e., businesses and corporations -- that facilitate the creation of wealth.

1st Sunday of Advent We

1st Sunday of Advent

We sang all 7 verses of "O Come Emmanuel" during the Preparation of the Gifts. A good sign - no one threw hymnals at me after 4 verses.
We did the Kyrie and Agnus Dei to their respective non-English common chants.
Teresa and I put up about 85% of our Christmas decorations, including our window candles and our Christmas Tree. Unlike most Catholics, we live out the penitential aspect of Advent in the form of extra choir rehearsals.

Teresa did put purple lights in the window candles - a first for the Schultzes. We'll switch to white on Christmas Eve.

's following excellent explanation of the passage in the Talmud that sparked this controversy. It is from Suzanne Fortin's Catholic Communion Website. Many of you also probably know Suzanne as the feminine voice of Catholic Legate, which is an exciting new venture for Catholic apologists from Canada founded by noted apologist, John Pacheco. Anyway, I wasn't able to directly link to the post in question, so I hope Suzanne and Russ don't mind if I reproduce here in its entirety:

Tractate Kesubos begins with the Mishna which tells us that the kesuba of a virgin is greater than that of a widow. That is to say, if a man divorces his wife, he is obligated to pay her a set sum of money (as well as numerous other obligations). The amount depends on whether she was a virgin when he married her, a virgin being entitled to a greater sum than a non-virgin.

So the legal mind has to ask, "what is a virgin?" Jewish law is evidentiary. It is not sufficient to say that nobody ever saw a woman having sex, so she is presumably a virgin. In fact, the Torah cites the case of someone questioning the virginity of his new bride, and the response of her parents to refute this charge (Deut. 22:15) - they are to bring forth the "tokens of the damsel's virginity" - which is to say, the blood-stain sheets that resulted from the breaking of her hymen. So the definition of virginity in Torah law is an intact hymen, not a question of whether she was actually intimate with a man and to what degree.

The discussion in the Talmud then ranges over the conditions under which a woman would lose her virginity, and thus the right to the virgin's kesuba. I don't have my copy handy, but I seem to recall that there is mention of a sharp stick as one possibility. Then the discussion turns to actual intercourse. Two cases of sex with minors are mentioned. The sages aver that a woman who manages to have sex with a boy under the age of nine does not lose her virginity, since the boy is unable to break her hymen. They also state that if a man somehow has sex with a three-year-old girl, her hymen will grow back, and she will therefore still be considered a virgin. That is, for the purpose of the law in question, he has done nothing - not changed her status. BTW, "he has done nothing" is a common phrase in the Talmud. It always is used in the sense of the law under discussion, not a general comment that the action has no consequences at all.

That does not mean that such acts are permitted - certainly not! Only that they do not cause a loss of virginity.

All of this is evident from any honest reading of the Talmud.

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