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[15:16] chatter1234: need more content for the bulletin – it's a slow news week in this parish
[15:16] chatter1234: so
[15:17] operamaing: make stuff up
[15:17] operamaing: like
[15:17] operamaing: let's see... headlines/announcements
[15:17] chatter1234: "Metosis doubles size of 9 AM choir"
[15:17] chatter1234: "Please don't pinch your babies during Father's homily!"
[15:17] chatter1234: "For the feed-a-priest program, please drop off fresh cheesesteaks with mayo daily at the rectory by 5:00 PM"
[15:17] operamaing: "The Women's Ordination Club WIll Meet Out Back After Mass To Get Some Sense Knocked Into Them"
[15:17] chatter1234: " 'Harmony Man' retires, causing statue of Mary to unplug her ears"
[15:18] operamaing: HAHA
[15:18] operamaing: that's funny
[15:18] operamaing: dude I think I need to kick someone out of the choir
[15:18] operamaing: he's just terrible
[15:18] chatter1234: harmony man is this guy who sings harmony to all the hymns at 110 Db
[15:18] chatter1234: people actually turn their head towards him with a horrified expression

[15:18] operamaing: and he doesn't have the sense to shut his yapper
[15:18] operamaing: so I can't have precision
[15:18] chatter1234: well
[15:19] chatter1234: let him join a committee that doesn't require precision
[15:19] chatter1234: such as the liturgy committee
[15:19] operamaing: it's like giving someone a hammer and chisel and saying - here's some italian marble, knock yourself out
[15:19] operamaing: haha
[15:19] chatter1234: right
[15:19] chatter1234: tink tink
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[15:20] chatter1234: "Look, it's the baby Jesus!"
[15:20] chatter1234: "No, it's a loaf of bread!"
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[15:20] chatter1234: "It's James the Lesser and James the Greater!"
[15:20] chatter1234: "How can you tell?"
[15:21] chatter1234: "One is so much shorter than the other!"
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[15:21] chatter1234: "No, it's Zaccheus up in a tree!"
[15:21] chatter1234: "That's not a tree, it's a burning bush!"
[15:21] chatter1234: tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink
[15:21] operamaing: um
[15:21] operamaing: what are you doing?
[15:21] chatter1234: sculpture
[15:21] chatter1234: with running commentary
[15:22] operamaing: that's funny
[15:22] operamaing: haha
[15:22] operamaing: I get it