I'll start:
Helen is saying, "Ari - my car is parked right outside... now that you're free from professional obligations I think it's high time we have a date. You've been giving me the eye ever since you started here 3 years ago."
Ari is thinking, "Can I have my job back?"
The Joker and the Riddler enjoy some laughs at the Gotham Villians' Reunion.
Helen: "Remember the time that I called you a disingenuous Little boy, and asked you if your mother let you write your own press releases!"
Ari: "Yeah, that was great. Remeber the time I asked you what time you had to get back in your coffin, and you bit me on the ankle?"
Victims of hair-care malpractice console each other at a meeting for litigants.
This must be the reason why they hosed down Ari at Andrews Air Force Base recently. I thought it was just a going away gag!
Agent Jay, Agent Kay, I think we've found another one!
Helen: "Who is this 'Mrs. Doubtfire', and why do people insist on calling me by that name?"