Report: Gore Looking to Start News Channel
Possible slogans:
"We Report - You Snooze"
"Because NBC, CBS and ABC Are Part of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy"
"A Desperate Cry for Help"
"Watch This Network or We'll Go Back to Losing Elections"
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!"
Primetime Programming:
8:00pm Down and Dirty With Chuck Schumer
9:00pm Martha Stewart's Wall Street Report
9:30pm The Special Interest Free-For-All Show
10:00pm Just Colmes
10:30pm The Phil Donahue Ratings Debacle
11:00pm Let's Watch CNN Together
A liberal news channel? With CNN and CBS already on the air, that would have to be one of the ideas developed during Gore's tenure on the Council of Redundancy Council. If the liberals had their way, our taxes would be so high no one would be able to afford cable or satellite dishes to watch Gore-TV.