RC: I attended the kiddie Mass by mistake today. It was barbarous.
Paul: Can it beat the extraordinary minister wearing an Obama button while distributing the Most Precious Blood? This happened at the Mass my wife attended this morning.
RC: There was no second reading. The Alleluia was an arrangement of the Clorox 2 jingle ("Mamma's got the magic"). The deacon's homily used props (a stack of boxes and a Slinky) and slapstick. The pastor omitted the preface and Sanctus, causing much confusion. But, no, you're still ahead. :-)
In our Parish, the "kiddie mass" means "only a little bit of Latin" :-)