This may turn into an ongoing series of posts, come to think of it.
Sign #1: if you're willing to rent the companionship of a dog for four days a month at a rate of $280/month, you may have too much money for your own good.
Well, maybe if it's a five-diamond dog....
Is there a Deluxe Option that comes w/ a man-servant to scoop the poop for you?
More signs of the impending apocalypse.