"Jesus turned water into wine - so drink up!" - Local Partier Says

How is that not different from this?

Bare on the beach is OK with God, Catholic says

"Certainly the Garden of Eden story, which most people know from Genesis, does not suggest that the crime or the sin of Adam and Eve was being unclothed," said Rapoport. "It was disobeying a higher power."

Of course that's true. But that doesn't mean it's ok to romp around nude playing volleyball. Goodness - that's just awful.