An anonymous Postmodern Liturgist offers parodies of the conventional wisdom foolishness.
Here's a sample:
(tune: "Simple Gifts", a/k/a "Lord of the Dance")
“I’ll be dancing everywhere, you see,That's the spirit of Vatican 3! :-)
for I am Liturgical Dance.” said she
“And I’ll lead you all, whoever you may be
Into doing Liturgical Dance with me.”
(Note: while this usage of “confess” is highly offensive to many, it’s included here as a way of earning the trust of wingnuts.)
LOL!
Great site but not complete until s/he does an undressing of "City of God" complete with tamborines.