This snipet of "hocus-pocus Catholicism meets pop-culture and gets paid for it" guarantees we'll be seeing images of the Virgin Mary in all sorts of things...
And here's the winner of the most counter-productive devotional statement of all time:
"I would like all people to know that I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary Mother of God," Duyser, a work-from-home jewelry designer, said in the casino's statement.
You know, I just think Mary has better things to do than appear in grilled cheese sandwiches and stuff.
I can't believe I said, "and stuff" . . . suddenly, I feel twelve again.
You almost said "What-not"