Kerry: John, you mean alot to me. I've really enjoyed our time together. But I need to see other people.
Edwards: But, John. We're like peas and carrots...
Kerry: Oh, John. Don't make this difficult. You know we need to just be friends. Now just take those good memories, and get on with your life. I'm sure there's a law practice specializing in Asbestos litigation that needs your strength and determination.
Edwards: Please don't go, pleeeaaasssse!!!
Kerry: I'm sorry, Theresa needs me home so we can figure out which country is next to export Heinz to. We need to make a few more million. We will see each other again I promise.
"Don't you hate these new urinals?"
"Do you take this man to be your lawfully divorced divorcé" - Unitarian rite of divorce (same-sex)
Edwards to Kerry, "Yeah, everyone can tell that you had botox. Enough about you - let's talk about me!"
Kerry: John, you mean alot to me. I've really enjoyed our time together. But I need to see other people.
Edwards: But, John. We're like peas and carrots...
Kerry: Oh, John. Don't make this difficult. You know we need to just be friends. Now just take those good memories, and get on with your life. I'm sure there's a law practice specializing in Asbestos litigation that needs your strength and determination.
What do you mean I can't sue the hell out of Ohio? Come on John pretty please?
I am so upset that if my hair is slightly mussed.
"Shut up. (sob) You had me at 'hello'."
"Do you have any idea what Thereza's like when she looses? Can I stay at your place for a couple of months?"
"We'll always have Paris."
"Don't worry, Johnny...we'll impeach the SOB."
Edwards: Please don't go, pleeeaaasssse!!!
Kerry: I'm sorry, Theresa needs me home so we can figure out which country is next to export Heinz to. We need to make a few more million. We will see each other again I promise.
But you promised me free ketchup for a year if pretended to believe all that crap I just said I about you!!