I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that the SEC and Washington Post need to warn us about this:
Voice-Mail Stock Tips Are Phony
Still, it's in the family of obvious headlines:
"Christmas to Fall on December 25th This Year"
"Scientists Determine Cats Ignore Owners Until Hungry"
"Heinz Ketchup too Bourgeois for Theresa Heinz Kerry"
I've often wondered if Teresa regrets spurning those advances from Henri Poupon...
I'm sure Kerry doesn't regret it. I mean, how would he look if he married a billionaire widow named Teresa Poupon? The French jokes alone would have kept him out of the primaries!
Bourgeois? It's positively working-class.