In honor of this most solemn time of the year, please refrain from burning anything for fun, or for the insurance money. (Yes, that means you too, Guido.)
In honor of this most solemn time of the year, please refrain from burning anything for fun, or for the insurance money. (Yes, that means you too, Guido.)
The guvmint really ought to take their liturgical calendar seriously and, like us, distribute calendars with all this nonsense printed on them. Damn, I coulda really celebrated Nat'l Arson Awareness Week what with all the dead limbs recently blown down into our yard.