Is what I would call a fire at an warehouse in England full of crappy modern art.
Among other famous works feared lost in the flames was Emin's "Everyone I Have Ever Slept With 1963-1995," a tent embroidered with the names of all her sleeping partners.
Talk about a big tent! Can I start the fire next time?
Madonna would need a tent roughly the size of Kansas.
On the BBC, a critic said the fire would cause "millions of dollars' worth of improvements....
"My only regret is that the artists themselves were not in the warehouse.... Let it burn, baby, burn."
Oh, for the record, Miss Emin's work does include some companions who spent innocent sleepovers with her: at least there was no impropriety in sharing a womb with her twin brother.