Will someone please remediate this boy?

It looks like a little more than remediation will be necessary...

Something a bit like this happened to a student once back when I was teaching CCD. We had to call the fire dept.

I think that kid has a lollipop in his mouth. Isn't that what you would call "negative reinforcement"?

What do they think they're doing with that stupid hack saw.

Ya just get yer Dremel out and cut that plastic junk off o'him. You'd be done before the lollypop can go to work on his teeth.

And while they're at it, give that kid a crew cut. If it doesn't make his head small enough to slip back out, it'll teach him not to stick his fat noggin where it doesn't fit.

I'll go one better than that, RC- shave his head, and grease it up with some Crisco; bet it'll slide right out! :D

let me guess: future democrat, right?

Could be a cry for help...maybe he wants even more time at school and this was the only way he could think how...