Movie Star Killer Whale dead at 27.
Keiko the Killer Whale was found floating face up in a Norwegian Fjord by his long-time friend Charlie the Tuna. "We were supposed to go clubbing tonight. It's so sad. I knew he'd been a little sick, but I never knew it was this bad."
Keiko is survived by a generation of American children who vaguely remember him jumping out of the water and have long since abandoned their desire to become marine biologists.
