"Two other donkeys - one pulling a rocket launcher and another rigged to a bomb - were found within hours, one 30 yards from the Italian Embassy. U.S. officials said the targets were the headquarters of a Kurdish political party and a law school."
If Leno and Letterman don't make fun of these people for using ass-delivered missiles, they should be thrown in jail.
All we need to do now is lock PETA and al-Qeida in a room together and let them fight it out. Lots of problems will be solved at once.