Laughter is good medicine and that makes Wesley Clark my podiatrist. If you saw Drudge yesterday you'll know what I'm talking about. Not only is the picture funny, but you'll also find out that Clark was recently (May, 2001) praising the Bush team: Bush, Cheney, Rice and Rumsfeld.
So in honor of that, let's do a caption contest. Here's your subject. It may be familiar to you.
Let them in the comments boxes.
"Back when I was named a four-star general, there were so many stars I needed to have special epaulettes made. I swear they were this big. Did I mention I was a four-star general? That's almost as many as Douglas McArthur."
"I have about this much credibility"
"Sorry, I can't read the cue card that tells me what position I am suppose to have"
"I am pro-choice, pro-education, pro-environment, pro-health, and let me see, oh yeah pro-air."
"We elected a president we thought was a compassionate conservative. Instead, we got neither conservatism nor compassion...Oh wait not being a conservative is suppose to be a good thing now that I am a Democrat. Let me just clarify - Bush bad, me good."
"With me in the race Kerry finally shut up about his Vietnam experience."
Good stuff!
Really, I swear. This is the size after answering the email ad...
Oil... can........