Well I'm finally back from the Order of Alhambra convention in Las Vegas, where I was elected Supreme Vizier to our international executive. Besides a whole lot of extra work, I now get to wear a gold tassle on my new gold trimmed fez. This is indeed an honour, as I'm the youngest member to hold the title of Supreme Vizier in recent years. I also got to meet and hang around with Cardinal Maida and Msgr. Bob McClory from the Archdiocese of Detroit, as well as William Cubbage, our new Grand Commander for Fatima College Caravan #265 at the Catholic University of America.
While I was in Vegas, the whole media scandal about Bambi hunting in Las Vegas was just breaking. Although it now appears to be somewhat of a hoax, bambi hunting is when a prostitute or so-called adult entertainer is paid to run around the Nevada desert in the buff while rich men shoot at her with paint ball markers. I will be honest. I find this so-called sport extremely distasteful.
What I cannot understand, however, is the relief many of socially liberal elite now feel in discovering that this whole sport was just a hoax to sell a line of pornographic videos in which men dressed as hunters shoot naked women prancing about the Nevada desert in the buff. So let me get this strait, if rich businessmen pay to shoot naked prostitutes or adult entertainers with paint guns, this is morally reprehensible and a social outrage. On the other hand, if the average Joe buys a video of men carrying out the same action, this is a First Ammendment issue and social conservatives like myself have no right to try and censor it.
You belong to Al-Hambra? Any idea where Mullah Omar is?
Anyway, Pete, I'm glad you enjoyed yourself in Las Vegas. When I heard you were going there, I presumed it was a canonists' conference being held at Divorce Central. It would even make sense from an activist perspective. A team of canonists could save themselves some future work by doing sidewalk counseling outside the quickie wedding chapels.
By the way, we want a fez foto.
Yes! Fez Foto now!
You want a fez too? No problem! Just goto Alhambra Membership and fill out the form. Head office will then send you a package letting you know how to get in touch with your local caravan.
I believe that is was Wm. Buckley who observed that Liberals don't care if an 18 year old girl is dancing naked in public--so long as she is paid the minimum wage.