Richard Chonak: February 2003 Archives

"Oops! I accused the wrong priest! Sorry!"

It's a good thing when somebody can admit a mistake like this, but it does illustrate a weakness of the bishops' Dallas policy -- suspend first, seek evidence later.

It was a musical neighborhood, too

While we're remembering Mr. Rogers, his show, and his songs, let me take the opportunity to introduce you to the piano jazz of Johnny Costa, whose music was an indispensable part of the show's style.

TV's (dear old) Fred Rogers dies at 74

In addition to being the host of public TV's kid-friendly show Mister Rogers' Neighborhood, Fred Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister. May the Lord reward him!

An Interview with Walker Percy (1916-1990)

From the documentary magazine DoubleTake.

Fun with Homeland Security Graphics

If '70s church music and ribbon-waving dancers make you feel ill...cover your mouth and restrain your nausea......while you get as far as possible from the source of offending liturgy.

More and better captions at Victor's.

Reaching across the gap

The question from the spirit-filled Christian brother (below) is one of the most basic importance. He's asking Sal: are you one of those worldly people who thinks he's going to get to Heaven based on his own goodness?

The Evangelicals' message is an echo of Scripture: it starts with a recognition that God is holy and that man needs a savior from sin. This is the fundamental issue in evangelism: getting past the de facto Pelagian attitude -- that being a morally good enough person will get you to Heaven -- which is the basis of most people's religious thinking in our culture, even that of many poorly-formed Catholics.

So if you want to bridge the communication gap when a non-Catholic Christian asks you whether you're going to Heaven, your answer should not just express hope in an unspecific way, but indicate (as St. Paul reminded us) the reason for your hope. There is only one real reason for hope, one on which Catholics and Evangelicals agree: salvation comes as a grace, a gift from God, not something earned. For example, you could give an answer such as "Am I saved? With the mercy of God, yes." The basis of our salvation is not in us or our good works, but in the merits of Jesus Christ, the incarnate Son of God. Sal knows that already; Catholics just aren't in the habit of talking about it over lunch, but we believe it.

Here's what Congressman Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) used to believe about abortion, before he announced his candidacy for the Democratic Party's nomination for President.

As it happens, he's a vegan -- no, no, we mustn't kill any animals for food -- but now he's perfectly willing to support -- well, you know the rest. So, Mr. Kucinich, were you a hypocrite beforehand or are you one now? Let me guess.

Poor man: his chances of actually winning the Presidency are slim, as he is already one of the more left-leaning members of his Party. So he's doing evil by embracing abortion, and all he's going to get for it is a modest boost in his post-electoral career.

Laugh yourself silly

Aristotle Esguerra, the "Accidental Choir Director" who moved his weblog to a new URL a few weeks ago (everyone please update your links), has written his own setting of the ordinary parts of the Mass. It's based on a popular melody that whole crowds of people are known to sing. He calls it the Stadium Mass.

The guessing game

If Cardinal Bevilacqua retires this year as expected, who will succeed him as Archbishop of Philadelphia? The Inquirer lists, well, the usual names.

Outrage of the week

AP: In 1976, repentant priest confessed molesting teens; NH Bishop Gendron assigned him to youth work.

The details will be in 9,000 pages of investigative files the state plans to release March 3.

Meanwhile, the current bishop of Manchester, the Most Rev. John McCormack, plans to meet with clergy and lay leaders Tuesday, while two polls show over 70% of NH adults wish he'd resign over the scandal.

Goodbye, Dolly!

Dolly the cloned Scottish sheep has had health troubles for some time, and they caught up with her today. AP reports:
Dolly the cloned sheep was put to death Friday, after premature aging and disease marred her short existence and raised questions about the practicality of copying life.

The decision to end Dolly's life at age 6 — about half the life expectancy of her breed — was made because a veterinarian confirmed she had a progressive lung disease, according to the Roslin Institute, the Scottish lab where she was created and lived.

"We must await the results of the post-mortem on Dolly in order to assess whether her relatively premature death was in any way connected with the fact that she was a clone," said Richard Gardner, a professor of zoology at Oxford University and chair of the Royal Society working group on stem cell research and therapeutic cloning.

"If there is a link, it will provide further evidence of the dangers inherent in reproductive cloning and the irresponsibility of anybody who is trying to extend such work to humans."

What is the world coming to: its senses? I'm not used to hearing medical scientists take a position that supports morality. Is it somehow (morbidly) fitting that on St. Valentine's Day, the holiday representing romance and marriage, this famous fruit of asexual reproduction was put to an end?

We're being read in Rome

(by bloggers on holiday.)
UPDATE: I was mistaken: our Cranky Reader in Rome isn't on holiday: he's teaching there.

I got some spam today offering subscriptions to a magazine about "simplifying" your lifestyle. Now I understand: buying the right stuff can help you be more detached from material things. Sounds kinda Zen, doesn't it?

The whole pitch wavers back and forth between spending and having, and not-spending and not-having:
The first premise is that we've bought unneeded things that clutter our homes and scatter our attentions. Therefore, we'd like to "simplify": to dispose of what's not beneficial or not important.

But apparently we can't figure out how to do this on our own, so we're offered a magazine for $3.95 an issue at the newsstand. Now, spending $39.50 a year on (another) magazine seems an odd way to become less consumeristic. So we could obtain a discount by subscribing.
On the other hand, would doing so mean that we're becoming more focused on money and thus more materialistic, or is frugality itself contrary to consumerism? I really must go away and figure this thing out.

On the other other hand, the pitch offers an enticement to make it an even better value: a free four-part Feng Shui kit, which includes:

  • "Feng Shui in 10 Simple Lessons," the perfect basic book of Feng Shui that teaches you what positive chi energy can do to perfect your home and work environments.
  • "Clear Your Clutter With Feng Shui," a guide to not only simplifying your physical surroundings but cleansing your soul.
  • "Move Your Stuff, Change Your Life: How to Use Feng Shui to Get Love, Money, Respect, and Happiness" is a comprehensive lesson in living life with more purpose and joy.
  • A Woodstock Percussion FSCC (Feng Shui Crystal Chime), with which you will harmonize your audio environment and enjoy the calming effect of these fine-tuned, Feng Shui-balanced chimes.
The bottom line is that you can apparently simplify your cluttered life by getting some kitschy stuff and using some presumably dumbed-down, faux Chinese astrology to "Get Love", "Get...Money", "Get...Respect", "Get...Happiness". Because, after all, isn't Getting what this is all about?

I guess this is what the Vatican was talking about in that document on new-age spirituality as a cultural trend promoted for commercial purposes.

Fr. Bryce Sibley, connoisseur of nuttiness and author of the weblog A Saintly Salmagundi, has awakened from a long winter's nap, and indicates that he will return to the world of St. Blog's real soon now.

Who needs all that effort?

...when you can learn to be a Christian the easy way, thanks to The Bible Osmosiser? (RealVideo stream, 02:30, 34 KB/sec)

Thanks to Eric for the link, and hats off to Caleb Cohen who produced the video. Hey, Caleb: Mark 12:34a!

Crackpots in Australia are venerating this fence, which if you look at it from a certain angle and squint just right, forms a vague shape kinda like a picture of Our Lady would look if you were squinting at it. Not that Our Lady would really want us to squint at her: I think if she gave us an apparition someplace, the least we could do is to look at her in the ordinary human way. I wonder what the message is? O, moy people! Wot has led yoo astroy? Crikey, you're in for it!

By the way, the sheila seen here with "Our Lady" is a good example of how not to dress for an apparition.

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