May we all rise to Heaven with our Risen Lord Jesus Christ, who, according to the clip art on the my parish's program this morning, has four digits on his hands and three on his feet, no wounds, and was accompanied by midget crab-angels with claws instead of hands. I think the anatomically incorrect illustration of Christ is standing on cloud, but that could be a puddle or a hairless bear skin rug.

I wish someone out there with some talent would produce better art for liturgical supplements. It doesn't have to be complex or colorful, but make Jesus look like Jesus for goodness sake! This piece looks like Marty Haugen's music sounds. I think they are both published by OCP.
Pardon me if you find the above representation uplifting, thought-provoking, spiritually fulfilling or otherwise excellent. I think it is meritless. Of all the challenges we have in the Church and in ministry today I know this is small beans, but man this stuff really fries my ham and the rest of my luncheon meat.
UPDATE: Gerard Serafin posted a wonderful icon on his site today that is much more appealing than the Catholic throw-away art I posted above.