The ninth circle of spam

Where in Hell are you? According to the "Dante's Inferno" Test, I'll be in Purgatory. Hooray!

Call me judgmental, but it looks like the author of the following badly-spelled spam is buckin' for a permanent spot Down There.

Subject: Has Your Life Been Ruined by Evil?

Have you really, really, really been hurt to the point where your live is a living hell?

~ Has somebody or something drastically altered your life? ~
~ Would you give anything to take back your stolen life? ~
~ What if there was a way to undo all done to you for $100,000? ~

What I am referring to is something which is well covered up from the general public! I have access to the way, and need just one single person to work with.

Who I pick will be determined on the severity of their situation. This is your one and only chance to live life over, and take control over what was stolen from you. Mentally stable open minded individuals a must! Someone close to the Boston area is preferred.

If you want your life back and would like for me to consider you, email a brief description of your situation to me at powercrystals@firemail.de .

But which circle is he competing for? He could qualify under greed and under treachery.