This might sound silly particularly with war pending, but Constitution Avenue is shutdown between 15th and 23rd streets in downtown DC. That means it's a traffic nightmare downtown. And this is going on 24 hours!
I'm waiting for the guy to either fall asleep or get temporarily crazy from the lack of sleep.
Shortly before dozing off in the seat of his John Deere tractor, Dwight Ware Watson is quoted as saying, "Watermelon daiper panorama! Winston Churchill melted around the crock pot! Drivers wanted!"
