Adventures of a choir director
I had an usher come up to me right after the first hymn: "There's a horn going off in the parking lot. See if you can make an announcement"
He handed me a note that read, "ZES 9652 merk blue-green sfatruigm" He walked away while I thought, "What the heck is a blue-green sfatruigm?"
He came back during the Gloria and said, "Ixnay on the nouncementay"
