I’m not a real countess, but I play one on the Web

When you register for American Airlines’ frequent-flier program, they give you a choice of about 200 salutations, including “Admiral” and “Vice President” and titles of nobility. I could not resist — no longer am I a mere commoner. As you can see by this envelope, I am…
Countess Eric M. Johnson

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St. Patrick’s Day quiz

What was Saint Patrick of Ireland’s ethnic background? (No fair using Google to answer.)
WINNER: Father Jeffrey Keyes was quick to point out that St. Patrick was born in Britain, and that St. Patrick was a Roman citizen. He was not ethnically Irish. He only ended up in Ireland because the kind, gentle folk of that land kidnapped and enslaved him.

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Monetary policy, with the help of Dan Schutte

Allen the accountant (plug) sent this St. Louis Jesuits spoof over the transom:

Though the markets may fall and the bonds turn to dust
Yet the standard of gold shall last
As a treasure to all who trust not the bank
Sing the praise and the glory of gold.

None of those relativistic floating exchange rates here, huh.

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