Here’s how the spammers are addressing me today:
Subject: Chonak visionary ecumenist iliad
From: "Ramona Perry" <mnvcsllrrtvdi@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2004 17:12:44 +0600
To: "Chonak" <chonak@-----.com>
Apparently I’m a “visionary ecumenist” now: I’m not sure I like that. Isn’t that usually a species of heretic?
Anyway, I am reading the Iliad, so they got that one right.
The main reason I’m not still a public school teacher is I once asked a fat kid if he could retain anything besides water. My character deficiencies are far outweighed by the public school system, though, as you can see by this news story:
N.Y. Teacher on Leave for Soapy Punishment – a teacher washes a 3rd grader’s mouth out with soap after the “10-year-old boy directed ‘a vile, very nasty sexual reference’ at a third-grade girl in March.” The teacher got suspended indefinitely.
From FoxNews – Study reports that dogs can understand over 200 words.
Preacher: Today I’d like to talk about a man who died in God’s service…
Parishioner: Which one: the 9:30 or the 11:30?
Folk Ensemble Society Annual 2004 Annual Meeting
Folk and Contemporary Musicians in the Liturgy: Quo Vadis?
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