Allen the accountant (plug) sent this St. Louis Jesuits spoof over the transom:
Though the markets may fall and the bonds turn to dust
Yet the standard of gold shall last
As a treasure to all who trust not the bank
Sing the praise and the glory of gold.
None of those relativistic floating exchange rates here, huh.
Please, put a Copyright on this verse, otherwise, my music director will pick it up for sure.