I don’t recall ever seeing a football post here.
Turns out it’s open season on the Redskins.
Be careful not to speed in Washington D.C.; the police are handing out
Redskins tickets.
Q: What’s the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: What do you call 47 people watching an NFL playoff game on TV?
A: The Washington Redskins.
Q: What’s the difference between O.J. Simpson and the Redskins?
A: O.J. Simpson at least had a defense.
Announcement from public address system at FedEx Field:
“Will the parents who lost your eleven kids here at the stadium please
come get them? They are beating the Redskins 14-0.”
Q: What do the Redskins and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl Ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why was Steve Spurrier upset when the Redskins’ playbook was stolen?
A: He wasn’t finished coloring in it yet.
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Everyone knows that the Redskins are the second best team in the NFL, just behind the Chicago Bears.
Hoo boy. Well, they’re telling lots of jokes I can’t repeat on a “family” blog here in South Carolina after the Gamecocks got throttled 63-17 Saturday night. Yech. It was not pretty.
Look on the bright side — Tim Hasselbeck looked great last night with one or two minor bumps in the road — like that interception at the last minute.
Hey, John! That’s really funny! The guys up here at St. Charles thought it was a gas!
I think the next NFL expansion team should be the “Anonymous Cowards”
I think there’s a good reason we haven’t had any football posts on CL….
I think the next NFL expansion team should be the “Anonymous Cowards”
That would be soooo cool!