It’s a regular SpongeBob crime wave.
First some oversized figures of SpongeBob Squarepants were swiped from Burger Kings in Michigan, Minnesota and Utah.
Now police in Wisconsin are on the lookout for spongenappers who clipped a six-foot Squarepants that was promoting the SpongeBob movie opening.
No ransom note was left in Sheboygan — although in Minnesota, the list of demands includes ten Crabby Patties for SpongeBob’s return.