Here’s how the spammers are addressing me today:
Subject: Chonak visionary ecumenist iliad
From: "Ramona Perry" <mnvcsllrrtvdi@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2004 17:12:44 +0600
To: "Chonak" <chonak@-----.com>
Apparently I’m a “visionary ecumenist” now: I’m not sure I like that. Isn’t that usually a species of heretic?
Anyway, I am reading the Iliad, so they got that one right.
It all depends on what they mean by ‘visionary.’ Take it as ‘visionary’ meaning “has a vision of how to open dialogue with the world, bringing them all to the fullness of the Catholic faith.”
My reputation must be suffering: apparently I’m dallying with the press.
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