Mailbag :: Guitars at the Shrine?

Not if Angry Nordic Jesus has anything to say about it!

Your blog on the National Shrine caught my eye. I’m an Arlington seminarian who’s assigned to the Shrine for the summer, working as an assistant to the Director of Liturgy, Fr. Andrew Fisher, a fine Arlington priest (class of ’98). In fact, there’s a good chance you saw me running around the lower level of the Shrine on some errand or another! :)
Anyway, in answer to your question… yes, hard as it is to believe, guitars have been played at Mass there. There was apparently a folk Mass there on Sundays when Fr. Dan Maher (2 liturgy directors ago, now our Episcopal Vicar for Finance in the Arlington diocese) arrived at the Shrine — this would have been around 1994 or ’95. He eliminated it, however.
The Catholic University of America campus ministry has Sunday Masses there as well. Though I’ve heard they’ve improved tremendously (when I first served at the Shrine before I entered seminary, about 6 years ago, I used to hear horror stories about their Masses), they may well play the guitar too. Yikes.
The good news: at any official Shrine liturgy, you’re not going to hear a guitar.

What a blessing it must be to be assigned to the Shrine during a summer while you are in the seminary! I don’t think I would ever want to leave! Well, unless God wanted me to leave in which case I would. This reader is a classmate of another seminarian friend of mine who is at Blessed Sacrament in Alexandria this summer.

I poached the expression “Angry Nordic Jesus” from Emily Stimpson. I happen to think that mosaic (link to a picture of it above) is wonderful and terrible. Terrible in the sense of awesome and frightening. It inspires the fear of God – awe and wonder in His presence. I don’t know how anyone could play a guitar in the Shrine with him looking down!

Weather report :: Mostly sunny with chance of sky falling late. Don’t forget your umbrella.

Earth almost got pummeled by a space rock last week. It makes you think, doesn’t it?

CNN trots out this artist’s conception of an asteroid impact whenever someone with thick glasses and pocket protector tells us a very small chunk of the universe is headed our way. It looks pretty silly. Thank God we’re still sitting here to joke about it.

And what does the possibility of such an event do to Robert Sungensis’s position on the Earth being the center of the universe?

Nuts!

Amy Welborn linked to us about compiling a list of Catholic reform groups and my novel and nutty rating system for such groups. Here’s a link to comments people have been making on her site. I told you that rating system was going to have a life of its own!

Mailbag :: More bad poetry, please!

This reader is running a bad poetry contest of her own. She also wants us all to know that some other online poetry contests are scams. Imagine that. Scams on the inTARnet. Whodathunkit.

Wandering through the Catholic blogosphere, I encountered your call for bad poems. It reminded me of a contest that I started on my website, www.winningwriters.com . The Wergle Flomp Award is for the best intentionally bad poem that has been accepted by one of those dreadful amateur sites like Poetry.com. The purpose of our contest is to show that Poetry.com, the International Library of Poetry etc. are scams. I am currently judging the entries (alas, the vast majority did not understand the rules, and sent me poems that are just unintentionally bad) and will announce a winner on the site in August.
Wergle Flomp, by the way, is the nom de plume of UK poet David Taub, links to whose hilarious intentionally bad poems can be found on our website.
As David would say, “Yim yam widdley wooo” —
Jendi Reiter
http://www.winningwriters.com
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http://www.jendireiter.com