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7 women ordained

by Romulo Braschi, a former Catholic priest who now calls himself a bishop.

“If this ordination does not effectively conform to the laws of the church, it goes against tradition and not against faith,” said Christine Mayr-Lumetzberger, a former nun and the women’s spokeswoman.

There is no question – the ordination doesn’t conform to the laws of the Church. It goes against tradition and faith. A ceremony that goes against the Magisterium also goes against the faith. It’s like a communist holding an auction.

The ceremony was performed by Romulo Braschi, an Argentine former Catholic priest who calls himself a bishop and a specialist in karma. His 13,000-member Jesus Rey Church is not recognized by the Vatican. He said today, “The Vatican is used to treating as sects anyone who differs with its dogma.”

That’s because former Catholics who form their own church and don’t recognize the Magisterium and the authority of the Pope are a sect.

If your religion teacher had been a mystic, she would have said….

“I want you to know class, I’ve got a touch of the stigmata today so I can’t play kickball at recess. If I fall into ectasy please don’t tape signs to me or clean the erasers in my hair. Just tell Fr. Preston to give me an obedience to snap out of it – that usually does the trick. He’s going to come by at 1 to make sure I am giving you that test and not in spiritual rapture so you’d better be ready. I appreciate the velcro you’ve given me for my shoes – I know the levitation was a little hard to take during study hall. This morning I’ll be explaining the development of Trinitarian doctrine and biolocating next door to do conferences with your parents. Billy, there is a devil sitting on your shoulder. His name is Juju and he’s about to feed you another Twinkie. You’d better stop what you are doing and pray for some self-control.”