Category: Personal

As the parents of a very precocious six-year-old, my wife and I are naturally worried that eventually she will become precocious in other ways. So far, she hasn’t shown any signs of a premature interest in romantic matters. Like all the other kids, she watches harmless PBS shows and G-rated movies, and has no trouble putting boys in their place, thanks to the presence of her two brothers. She’s is full of spunky, good-natured, innocent exuberance, and we would like to keep it that way.
It’s tough to do that when many older girls dress like trollops at Mass. We can shield our kids from “inappropriate” entertainment, and gently guide them toward good behavior, but we do have to go to church every Sunday. Now that the weather is warm, clothing standards completely fall apart.
This is true for both sexes, and all ages, since the ultra-casual Baby Boomers have begun their less-than-graceful slide into senility. In the future, I anticipate arguments with my sons that involve the line, “But plenty of people wear shorts and no socks to Mass!” Deliberately dressing badly is an affront to God, but dressing badly in a lascivious way is especially bad.
The most recent painful incident of this kind was a few weeks ago, when our parish had its spring carnival. At the Mass right before it started, there were plenty of people dressed down for the event. A couple of teenage girls were sitting two rows in front of me and my older three kids. One of the girls had on very short shorts, and at one point during the Liturgy of the Eucharist, I glanced up and saw that they didn’t entirely cover her rear end.
Now, I know this girl and her family: she lives around the corner and babysits our kids. Her sister also babysits sometimes, her brother comes over occasionally and plays with my boys, and her mom is a family friend. But I didn’t really need to see her butt crack (or anyone else’s).
The bizarre thing is that she’s a nice kid. During the Mass, she and her friend were completely reverent and prayerful. We were all sitting in the balcony, which has no kneelers, and they knelt the whole time on the hard floor. There weren’t any adults making them behave, either — they genuinely wanted to act correctly.
You may say that I have a weird Catholic aversion to anything sexual, but I don’t think that’s true. I am not a prude, at least not by the classic definition. It does not bother me to see the female form dressed in a way that flatters it, nor do I have any aversion to healthy sexuality. I simply do not wish to see young girls dressed in a way that invites men to look at them as flowers to be plucked, because I have daughters who will inevitably start to take their cues from what older girls are wearing and doing.
Once again, this shows the fallacy of our age’s individualistic ethos, which is the idea that “I can do what I want, and it won’t affect you.” The way we dress and act has a profound affect on other people, especially impressionable young ones. What we do with our bodies speaks much louder than any words we say, and I wish more parents were mindful of that.

I’m going to be in Houston for work May 6-13; what should I visit, and where should I attend Mass?

Can anyone point me to a good Web site statistics tool? I’ve used the various free options out there, but they’re not terribly impressive. Here’s what I need it to do:
1. It should be able to filter out referrer spam from a hostname list that I specify.
2. It should do a reasonably solid job at Web analytics — e.g., it should be able to tell a robot from a recurring user.
3. It should be free.
Any thoughts?

John encouraged me to blog on my trip to China, so here it is. My apologies that I have not had time to say much more. I’m here on behalf of my employer, the government agency known as the Nameless Entity. I hope all is well on your side of the world, and I hope to write more soon.

Blogger Stephen Hand‘s adult son is in the hospital with a brain injury; he commends him to our prayers.
In the Good Ideas Dept., Eric of the CF blog suggests that we ask for the intercession of Pope John Paul.