A wonderful free concert 3 p.m. today in Boston

I can’t be there, but if you’re in Boston, maybe you can!

Please join The Seraphim Singers for our second offering of the season! Holy Trinity Church‘s Christian Arts Series presents a free concert of choral music, with Margaret Angelini and Robert Barney on organ.
Featured on this concert is a new work by Thomas Bold, formerly of Chanticleer, whose setting of John Donne’s “La Corona” serves as the jewel in the Crown of Prayer and Praise presented in this wide-ranging program. Those who follow Chanticleer will also find a familiar friend in the Distler setting of “Es ist ein Ros”, featured on Chanticleer’s Christmas CD with Dawn Upshaw.
We hope you will join us for an afternoon of musical prayer and praise!
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This Crown of Prayer and Praise: Celebrating the Life of Christ
Sunday, February 27, 2005 at 3:00pm
at Holy Trinity (German) Church
140 Shawmut Ave.
Boston (South End)
JENNIFER LESTER, conductor
MARGARET ANGELINI, ROBERT BARNEY, organ
BOLD La Corona (set to John Donne’s La Corona) (first performance)
BRUCKNER Christus Factus Est
BYRD Victimae Paschali
DISTLER Es ist ein Ros
FINZI God is gone up
LEIGHTON A Hymn of the Nativity
PART The Woman with the Alabaster Box
Directions to Holy Trinity Church follow:

A good priest of the Richmond Diocese

The writers and readers of Catholic Light have criticized the Diocese of Richmond, Virginia for its lackadaisical attitude toward doctrinal orthodoxy and liturgical fidelity. This criticism is hardly unfair: the now-retired Bishop Sullivan emphasized “social justice” above all else. He was also on the national board of Pax Christi USA, a wacky “Catholic” “peace” group formed to give a veneer of legitimacy to secular anti-war activism. Virginia has more active duty military members than any other state except California, and thus Bishop Sullivan’s occupation of the See of Richmond was quite discordant.
I was confirmed in our university’s Catholic ministry, which was part of the Richmond Diocese. In my two-and-a-half years of attending Mass there, I don’t remember any mention of spiritual formation, abortion, chastity, selecting a spouse, or any other topic that is vitally relevant to young adults. If it was controversial, Father wouldn’t touch it.
Actually, I’m sitting here trying to think of something, anything that Father taught us, and I’m drawing a blank. I can remember him delivering earnest homilies in the manner of a motivational speaker (large gestures while moving around in front of the altar.) I remember him being personable, and he was popular with students, but that was because he approached his ministry like a camp counselor: just keep the kids happy, supervise some fun activities, don’t challenge them too much. They’ll move on to other things soon enough.
My wife and I were in Williamsburg two weekends ago, the first time we have ever left our three kids with anyone overnight. We had planned to go to the Byzantine-rite parish near where we were staying, but we woke up too late (ah, blissful sleep!) So we went to St. Bede’s, a parish on the other side of town.
The church itself is less than a year old, although the parish has been around since the ’30s. Encouragingly, when we arrived there were dozens of families piling out of cars — so many that I had to drop off my wife at the door and drive about a quarter-mile to park. The people were generally dressed conservatively, and entered respectfully.
Still, because most of the Richmond churches I’ve attended or heard about are at least a little kooky, I was still skeptical. Then they read some parish announcements. They were having a holy hour for teens, which apparently had been quite successful in the past. This made me take notice.
Holy hours are one of those things that have no earthly purpose whatsoever, and thus they’re a good indicator of good, solid Catholicism. Nobody goes to holy hour to show off their moral goodness, or out of intellectual pride. The focus is on Christ in the Eucharist, and it’s good practice for when, we hope, we prostrate ourselves before the Lamb and adore him in the fulness of his presence. And to encourage teenagers to do such a self-negating thing — that takes true spiritual leadership.
The pastor, Monsignor William Carr, celebrated the Mass with dignity and without any special flourishes. His homily was exceptional, and we’re used to good homilies. His theme was the Enlightenment’s view of freedom, which, he said, was fine as far as it went, but it did not address the deepest needs of man, and often becomes perverted into freedom for its own sake. He included a short, pointed critique of Immanuel Kant’s philosophy, and showed how freedom-as-selfishness led inevitably to injustice toward others, including abortion. I’m not doing justice to the breadth of his homily: I have rarely heard so much good material covered so smoothly and so well.
Thank you, good monsignor, for giving us such a truly inspired opportunity to worship. If it was typical, then the people of St. Bede’s need to thank God every Sunday for their parish’s shepherd.

Would somebody please slap Father?

A visiting priest at my suburban parish completed the Preparation of the Gifts and made this comment to the congregation:

I just confused the server.
When I was washing my hands back there a minute ago, I asked her if she had any soap. I mean, she was bringing the water and a towel, so I asked where the soap was.
She looked at me; and she said, “We don’t use soap here.”
“I’m just kidding.”

Yeah, it’s a big joke: “Lord, wash away my iniquity; cleanse me of my sin.” Har har.
Father has no clue. Where’s his attention? It should be on the task at hand, of course.
Now, it’s perfectly understandable that a funny little thought like “where’s the soap?” might cross a priest’s mind when he’s doing the Lava me, and it might interrupt his prayerful celebration of the rite of Mass. Thoughts do come and go, and if you have a sense of humor, they’re sometimes funny thoughts. They distract you.
The server’s attention should be on the rite too. Just doing the rite reverently and with attention, laying aside one’s worldly cares and personal concerns, is a prayer, and the server probably was doing that until Father decided to share his little would-be joke. By doing that, he took away the server’s opportunity to pray that moment.
Sad.
Then he decided to turn it into a little bit of his stand-up act and give the audience some yuks.
Father, please shut up. Mass is a ritual, so let it be one. Let Him increase and you decrease. If you break the ritual, and if you step out of character, it tells us that you don’t believe in the role you’re playing. And God forbid, if you make a joke out of it, you’re adopting an ironic stance toward the Most Holiest thing that happens on earth. Reflect.

New Blog!

An anonymous Postmodern Liturgist offers parodies of the conventional

wisdom foolishness.
Here’s a sample:
(tune: “Simple Gifts”, a/k/a “Lord of the Dance”)

“I’ll be dancing everywhere, you see,
for I am Liturgical Dance.” said she
“And I’ll lead you all, whoever you may be
Into doing Liturgical Dance with me.”

That’s the spirit of Vatican 3! :-)

Least favorite Christmas songs?

Now is the time to pour out your wrath upon your least favorite Christmas songs. The musically feeble, the quasi-blasphemous, the cringe-inducing, the silly…vent your righteous criticism in the comments box.
Here are some of mine:
“Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer” wasn’t funny the first time I heard it. It’s even less funny the hundredth.
“Wonderful Christmas Time,” by Paul McCartney. If it weren’t Paul McCartney, nobody would play this insipid ’70s synthesizer-driven trash. I note that Disney Corp.’s animatronic doll Hillary Duff has remade the song. Great! I look forward to hearing it in Macy’s!
“Santa Baby.” Creepy, creepy, creepy. Sexualizing a children’s fantasy is always bad.
“I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus.” Totally inappropriate and…oh, wait — I think this is only sung by the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington. Nevermind.
“Last Christmas,” by George Michael. This guy was responsible for more than his share of bad ’80s lyrics (“Guilty feet ain’t got no rhythm”), and this is a choice example:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
The very next day, you gave it away…

Ah, the cruelty of “regifting.”