It’s good to be Big Media. You don’t even have to conceal your biases anymore.
Senate Passes Immigration Bill Overhaul
By DAVID ESPO
WASHINGTON (AP) – Legislation to secure U.S. borders and offer millions of illegal immigrants access to the American dream cleared the Senate on Thursday, a rare election-year reach across party lines and a triumph for President Bush.
The issue at hand was, apparently, “access to the American dream.” What kind of horrid monster would be against access to the American dream?
You’d never know it from the article, but would-be immigrants can apply for access to the American dream at over 260 U.S. embassies and consulates throughout the world. Trouble is, they might refuse you for trifing reasons, such as no demonstrated ability to support yourself, or maybe you stabbed somebody in an argument and went to jail for six years. The other option, sneaking into the U.S., will then become more attractive.
Therefore, the Senate wants to grant amnesty — sorry, access to the American dream — to people whose first act on American soil was to commit a crime. In this debate, we have lost sight of that simple fact: It is already a crime to enter the United States and take up permanent residence without a visa. The Senate bill pretends to “secure the borders” by building some new fences and hiring some new Border Patrol agents. This is what they mean by a “compromise bill” — the Republicans get to pretend to their constituents that they are “serious” about defending our borders, and the Democrats get to spend more tax money, while knowing that the enforcement will never materialize.
Those in the country unlawfully for five years or more would be permitted to remain, continue working and eventually apply for citizenship. They would be required to pay at least $3,250 in fines and fees, settle any back taxes and learn English.
These sound great, but they won’t happen. What does “required to pay” mean, anyway? Who will track them down and make them pay? Immigration and Customs Enforcement? Federal courts? The IRS? These are illegal residents who have managed to dodge the law for a half-decade and more: you think they won’t dodge the tax man?
And the requirement to learn English is an utter joke. Again, how will that be enforced? You only have to take a literacy test if you apply for citizenship. Permanent residents don’t need to know English. (The guidelines for applying for permanent residency are here.) If learning English wasn’t a problem for five or more years, it probably won’t be a problem at all.
In other words, this is like a common-law marriage — you shack up long enough, you’re de facto married. You live in America long enough, you get to be a permanent resident, and maybe even a citizen with full civil rights, including the right to vote.
American citizenship used to mean something. The Founding Fathers risked their lives to establish it. Multitudes have died to keep it. And the United States Senate wants to give it away for $3,250 in fines and fees, plus back taxes. What gutless, loathsome, contemptible bastards.