The many faces of Art Schultz

Meet Arthur V. Schultz, Jr. His love, patience and DNA partially formed two fine members of St. Blog’s Parish – me and John. Of course the other part of our indentical DNA came from our dear mother, who showed as much love and even more patience than Dad did.

Happy

Flustered

Enraged

Melancholy

Thirsty

What NOT to say to your diocesan vocations director

I think Mass should only last ten minutes – I mean Tridentine Mass.
I want a job where I only work on Sundays.
I heard you get a free subscription to Latin Mass Magazine.
I sleep with a teddy bear I’ve named “Cardinal Ratzinger.”
I love the color black – all my leather is black.
I used to be an altar girl. That was before the surgery.
My wife says we need more good priests. Thanks to her I’ve been celibate for 27 years.
My cat’s name is “Dogma.”
Hi, I’m Nihil. Nihil Omnia.
I was raised by wolves though we went to church every Sunday.

Mister Victor Lams joins in the fun on his site after a day of playing the St. Blog’s drinking game. Very funny stuff! The lesbian bit crossed the line, but it must have been the sauce blogging. That’s happened to all of us, hasn’t it?

Send more suggestions via email and the comments. Have a blast!

St. Blog’s Drinking Game

brought to you by Kathryn Lively!

NOTE: Catholic Light does not advocate habitually drinking to excess. Don’t play this game alone. Having pets around doesn’t count.

Busted by Nihil again!

I don’t even know why I bother to get out of bed sometimes….