It’s the cooking, eh?
Woohoo! I finally got my invite to join Catholic Light, and I sold 1.7 million copies of Schism in the process! Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to autograph a copy for Stephen King when I ran into him at the corner store last night (his winter residence is about a mile down road, in the filthy rich part of the suburb.) That being said, Sal asks the following question in the comment’s box below: “Maybe [Pete] can explain what the deal is with that canadian bacon. I mean, isn’t it just ham?” My dear Sal, ham doesn’t taste nearly as good sauteed in beer and onions, eh?