Broken record

This from a Wisconsin paper: The times are a-changing for local Catholic parishes
I thought maybe the article would be about gregorian chant in Wisconsin parishes. Or maybe a communal burning of priestly vestments that have rainbows on them.
But it turns out there’s going to lots of schedule changes at Parishes. Because there aren’t enough priests. Because: priests can’t get married and women can’t be priests.

Some changes have already been felt, other changes are coming for parishes and parishioners within the Milwaukee Archdiocese, notes the Rev. Steven Amann, new pastor of St. Charles Borromeo Parish, Burlington.
Many of these changes are a response to the current shortage of priests, which Amann attributes to the church’s prohibitions on priestly marriage and ordination of women.
But neither of these issues is currently up for review or discussion within the church. “My guess is unless we make both of those changes, we’re going to continue to have a shortage,” Amann said.

Thanks for the soundbite, Reverend. I’m sure since your parish will be a bastion of orthodoxy since you are so strongly committed to important church teachings.

Happy Birthday, Mother Angelica

Mother is 83 today. After listening to Raymond Arroyo’s book, I have a newfound respect for her holiness, tenacity, and courage. Too bad she can’t conduct Episcopal Backbone Classes for the U.S. bishops.
My only question about the update on EWTN’s site: a mariachi band?
The link to EWTN’s catalog goes to the large print edition of the book. Get the audio CDs if you can – Arroyo impersonates everyone from Mother Angelica to Archibishop Rembert Weakland. It’s a hoot.

Stumbling around the Internet

Do you ever click on a link and wish you hadn’t?
I was reading a snarky press release that linked over to a Minneapolis, MN parish. The press release was lamenting the certain content on the site is pro-gay but the local bishop and pope won’t do anything about it. (In case you’re wondering why I think the press release is snarky – just read it for tone and check out the quote at the end.
Well, it turns out there’s some special stuff on that site besides what is mentioned in the article:

A unique aspect of Sunday Mass at St. Joan of Arc are the challenging presentations given by guest speakers and SJA’s pastors. This section of our webpage announces upcoming speakers. Please join us.

The schedule needs to be copied here to be believed:
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There you have it. Outrageous liturgical practices, political “sermons” made by lay people… it’s just so… Episcopalian.
Can we make a trade? A couple of orthodox, Bible-believing Episcopal parishes for a parish that’s Catholic in name only?