Sgt. Johnson is on his way home

I just received word from Eric’s wife that he’s on a plane home. He’ll be refueling in Spain and making a day-long stop at a Marine base before arriving home. Congrats to our very own marine, who made a huge sacrifice to help the cause of freedom!

Photo Caption Contest


I’ll start:
Helen is saying, “Ari – my car is parked right outside… now that you’re free from professional obligations I think it’s high time we have a date. You’ve been giving me the eye ever since you started here 3 years ago.”
Ari is thinking, “Can I have my job back?”

Continuing the self-destruction

3 democratic presidential candidates couldn’t make it to the NAACP Convention for a debate. You know what that makes them?
“persona non grata” in the black community, NAACP President Kweisi Mfume said… “Your political capital is the equivalent of Confederate dollars,” he added.
Just goes to show that some folks are not above using racially-charged rhetoric any time it suits them.
Imagine if they had skipped the Culture of Poland Festival:
“Their support of the Polish-American community isn’t worth the leftovers of my kielbasa sandwich” said John Barkowowski, the Festival Chairperson, as his cousin Lenny snatched the plate from Mr. Barkowowski’s hands and devoured the leftovers in one bite. “Hey! I was going to eat that!” John exclaimed. “It’s like the Panzers overran my hopes of advancing the interest of Polka dancers everywhere.”