UN Security Council to Investigate Page Program of the US Congress
Speaker Hastert Cancels Page Program, Triples Funding for Intern Program
Gas Prices Drop To Under $45 A Barrell On Concerns Americans Are Sitting At Home Watching Cable News For The Very Latest On Page Scandal Firestorm
Evangelicals Declare Scandal Marks The Coming of Armageddon – Begin “Duck & Cover” Drills At Homeschools
Former FBI Director Louis Freeh to Head Page Program Probe
Democrats on Secret October Surprise Committee Uncork Champagne, Dance
Prime Minister Of France Cancels US Trip Citing “The Stench of Immorality”
Yes. These are all fake. Except the one about Louis Freeh.
Update – Looks like Louis Freeh isn’t going to investigate. But it was seriously talked about.