I was parked in the People’s Republic of Maryland yesterday for a three-hour meeting and came out to find my Bush/Cheney car magnet gone. I’ll have about three meetings a week at that location until the end of October, so here’s my options:
1) Replace it and watch it disappear
2) Replace it with something that will annoy the thief more like “Kerry is a War Criminal” or “I’m Chasing Edwards, He’s Chasing an Ambulance” or “Theresa Heinz Kerry for Queen” or “Let Them Eat Ketchup!”
3) Just do without a car magnet
Anyone have any other ideas?
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4) Put a sticker on your car and remove it when the election is over.
Someone with character that would allow them to steal a car magnet would certainly key my car if they couldn’t remove the sticker.
I will probably use another magnet and remove it when I park in that lot…
Liberals are always talking about free speech and diversity, but when people speak their mind and have a different point of view, all of a sudden you need to be SILENCED!
Clean out your trunk and completely fill it with large batteries. Then, somehow, electrify your car. When someone tries to take the magnet, they’ll get a nice jolt.
Of course, I’m not sure how you’ll get back into your car. But at least you’ll be expecting the shock; they won’t!
Or do what Eric suggests.
Ah, but how would the electrification affent the magnet?
Also, if he did that, what would stop the miscreant from slashing the tires after he got the jolt?
Affect, not affent. Ack!
What should you do? Realize the error of thy wicked affections, repent of thy wayward thoughts, and vote Kerry-Edwards!!!