I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that the SEC and Washington Post need to warn us about this:
Voice-Mail Stock Tips Are Phony
Still, it’s in the family of obvious headlines:
“Christmas to Fall on December 25th This Year”
“Scientists Determine Cats Ignore Owners Until Hungry”
“Heinz Ketchup too Bourgeois for Theresa Heinz Kerry”
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I’ve often wondered if Teresa regrets spurning those advances from Henri Poupon…
I’m sure Kerry doesn’t regret it. I mean, how would he look if he married a billionaire widow named Teresa Poupon? The French jokes alone would have kept him out of the primaries!
Bourgeois? It’s positively working-class.