Although Dean’s regime is now crumbling faster than a cookie in my toddler’s hands, I had this real wierd dream last night. It was Autumn of 2002 and I was watching Fox News when President Howard Dean came on to address the nation concerning his administration’s plans for Iraq. Here’s what he said:
“While we haven’t convinced Saddam and his sons to close their children prisons, give up their rape rooms and stop pushing Iraqi citizens through plastic shredders, if you had told us a year ago that Saddam would now be allowing weapons’ inspectors back into Iraq, we would have given anything for this. So there remains a lot of work to be done. First we’re gonna go to France, and then to London. AND ON TO MOSCOW and GERMANY and BEJING and NORTH KOREA and to SUDAN! AND ARGENTINA! AND PAKISTAN! AND NIGERIA! AND BELGIUM! AND AUSTRALIA! AND THEN ON TO GENEVA TO FORCE THROUGH A RESOLUTION AT THE UNITED NATIONS…. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!”
Geesh…and the Abortion Party thinks Dubya’s a cowboy on foreign policy?
Pete,
As you said, Howard Dean is crumbling. So why not focus that same energy on Kerry? He’s just as left as Dean on social issues, and really more left than Dean was as Governor of Vermont on everything else, and he’s a Kennedy Catholic to boot.
Well, I think it’s a lot easier to loop the albatros around Kerry’s neck than many would believe. I mean, come on- he was Lt. Governor to Mike Dukakis. Does anyone remember “Taxachusetts”?
Dear Anonymous, I agree with you concerning Kerry. I’m just waiting for Archbishop Shawn to lead the charge.
Pete,
I hope he does, but I’m not holding my breath. He’s have to crack down on every, or almost every, Catholic politician in his diocese.