Raising a future ‘Wanderer’ subscriber

So yesterday, my older two kids were playing “church.” My daughter Anna, who is 3, energetic, and mischevous, got up and ran away to the other side of the room, giggling all the way. Charlie, 4, got upset and ran after her, shaking a ruler in his hand and yelling, “Anna, you can’t leave church early before it’s done!”
At least one of my kids isn’t going to do the Judas shuffle after communion when he grows up….