ruh-roh! Here’s the weather report

ruh-roh!

Here’s the weather report for tomorrow from a local station:

Sunday Night: Mostly cloudy skies with a chance of snow after midnight. Lows: 20-28.
Monday: Chance of accumulating snow. Snowfall amounts still uncertain. Snow mainly during the morning, ending during the afternoon. Highs: 33-38.

“Snowfall amounts still uncertain?!” You mean, “I’m going to get canned if I say 1-2 inchese and it turns out to be 8-10!”