She reads VOTF’s announcements and then checks up on them:
“Good afternoon. Voice of the Faithful™”
“Hiya. This is Kelly Clark from the Cathedral of the Holy Cross. How are ya?”
“How may I help you?”
“You guys came over to the church last Monday?”
“That’s correct.”
“Did you bring us any presents?”
“I beg your pardon?”
“On your web-site, you said you were bringing us presents.”
“One moment, please.”