In a miracle of modern medicine…
…the cure for insomnia is on the ballot in Minnesota for Senator. It’s Walter Mondale, an ideological narcoleptic whose foreign policy expertise is based on his watching The History Channel in the decades since he’s held elected office.
See these excellent, excellent articles from NRO by John J. Miller:
The Dinosaur – The bizarre return of Walter Mondale.
Where’s Walter?
From Mondale himself, rescued from a stone tablet his speech-writer must have buried before Moses hit puberty:
“One of the requirements of a healthy party is that it renews itself. You can’t keep running Walter Mondale for everything.”